User Profile: The Knave

The Knave

Member Since: December 25, 2011

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  • [1] October 23, 2014 at 1:59pm

    ah….don’t post from my phone so, carry on.

  • [1] October 23, 2014 at 1:58pm

    I was wondering why all those waiting on a bus were wearing tin foil on their heads…..

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  • [4] October 23, 2014 at 1:53pm

    Ad Block Plus can be your friend

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  • [20] October 23, 2014 at 1:51pm

    I don’t know what blanket my daughter was wrapped in at birth, but it took about 3 mins once she was in my wife’s arms to be wrapped in a US Army blankie. Hoo Rah

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  • [4] October 23, 2014 at 8:20am

    Han Solo. Who’s scruffy looking?

  • [28] October 21, 2014 at 7:43pm

    here’s where she gets off light:

    http://moga.mo.gov/statutes/C500-599/5710000121.HTM

    $35.00 fine for not having her permit on her….IF she has one.

  • [22] October 21, 2014 at 10:47am

    “Don’t touch my girlfriend.”

    “Is her name Reggie?”

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  • [5] October 21, 2014 at 8:48am

    forget what I just posted. Need another cup of coffee before I misread any more articles

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  • [4] October 21, 2014 at 8:47am

    and I want to wake up at the crack of dawn to see an eclipse at 6PM? is the pregame tailgate party that good?

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  • [76] October 21, 2014 at 8:41am

    that wasn’t a joke about finding unpaid bills. Now we know why his credit card was denied.

  • [23] October 21, 2014 at 8:37am

    I’m a Ben Franklin. Only problem with that is I have no interest in ever going to France…..

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  • [2] October 20, 2014 at 2:42pm

    on a serious note Everything….have your Dr pay attention to that stent. 5 years ago I had 2 heart attacks in a 6 day period, resulting in a stent procedure for my LAD. Stent was a drug-eluting stent (DES), Promus, manufactured by Boston Scientific. 2 years later I had another heart attack and discovered that the stent had completely closed up, 100%. As a consulation prize I underwent a triple bypass as 2 other vessels had closed up, 90% and 100%.

    Stents are great, but they don’t last forever. Eat right, don’t smoke, take your meds, exercise, and become best friends with your cardiologist. And hug your wife and kids every single day.

  • [10] October 20, 2014 at 10:17am

    I don’t even get in the car when my wife drives. What the hell makes you think I’d get in one with nobody at the wheel?

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  • [10] October 20, 2014 at 9:56am

    I think I’m experiencing some chest pains……

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  • [332] October 19, 2014 at 8:38pm

    but will this be shown on any tv news? doubt it….

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  • [22] October 19, 2014 at 5:40am

    Drop the pumpkin or the scarecrow gets it……

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  • [20] October 15, 2014 at 10:22am

    this test was easy for me. of course it helps that for the past couple of months I’ve been helping my daughter study by quizzing her for her senior government class in high school. and miracle of miracles, her teacher is a Tea Party member. I know this because the last rally we went to my daughter ran into him and introduced us. My daughter is his favorite pupil and she has the highest grade in her class.

    I win.

  • [116] October 14, 2014 at 7:03pm

    the difference between those drummers is, those Marines can kill you with their drumsticks.

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  • [10] October 13, 2014 at 9:53am

    “In the U.S., lower oil prices could slow the expansion of shale field exploration, a welcome development for foreign powers as skyrocketing American oil production has been one of the primary forces cutting oil prices this year.”

    screw this…I’m going back to bed. I’m not in the mood right now to deal with another situation where our government can muck things up even further then they are. And they will…..

  • [22] October 13, 2014 at 1:28am

    to put this into perspective…..in the same time frame Tiger Woods has played 239 games of golf. And that’s his profession.

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