User Profile: The Knave

The Knave

Member Since: December 25, 2011


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  • [51] July 27, 2014 at 9:32am

    noticed it was the fat one that couldn’t keep up with suv. culling the herd…..

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  • [6] July 26, 2014 at 11:34pm

    is hurt feelings a capital offense yet?

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  • [8] July 25, 2014 at 10:01am

    sheesh guys, don’t any of you have a daughter? That’s not creepy….that’s normal teenage girl stuff, plastering walls with hundreds of pics of whomever they’re fans of. Please don’t ask to see a picture of MY daughters room, or even a pic of my WIFE’S room at that age (I have never seen so many Depeche Mode and Duran Duran pics ever. No exaggeration. $100 bet you couldn’t name the paint color of the walls).

    My room at that age? Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader posters, Farrah Fawcett poster, Stihl Chainsaw calender-girls (those German models holding chainsaws was a special kinda hotness). And every buddy of mine had the same type of room. Normal teenager whatever.

  • [14] July 25, 2014 at 9:29am

    ‘Are you a baby killer too?’

    She should have responded, “No, I’ve never had an abortion”

  • [2] July 24, 2014 at 6:26pm

    That is one hell of a circumcision…….

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  • [5] July 24, 2014 at 6:13pm

    the wife’s idea of camping is any place that is called Hampton Inn.

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  • [7] July 23, 2014 at 8:54pm

    This isn’t mind blowing. Mind blowing is learning how a bumble bee maintains flight.

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  • [36] July 23, 2014 at 8:17pm

    Rule One: Alcohol and babies don’t mix.

    Class dismissed

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  • [5] July 23, 2014 at 4:57pm

    when did Corey Feldman start working at the State dept?

  • [1] July 23, 2014 at 12:06pm

    How so? You’re here, so….what mistakes have you made with your life? Or are you like most who frequent this site and work and post while on break, or maybe you’re young and not in school during summer and posting. Could be like me and retired and post as a hobby, something to do while the grass grows. Maybe some of us are stay-at-home Moms, posting in between loads of laundry. I could go on, but you get the point. Just because you see somebody posting on this site during the day doesn’t mean they’ve failed at life.

    Or….maybe I misunderstood the meaning of your post. Enlighten me.

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  • [5] July 22, 2014 at 9:22pm

    First rule of beach romping in FL is, beach sand is a serious “why the hell did I do that?” for the ladies. Second rule is, sand fleas WILL find you and envelope you all the way back to the car, and then for about another 20 miles away from the beach. Third rule is, no matter what level of disaster of the encounter, the woman will never, ever let you forget it. IF she returns your calls. If you’re married, then she will hit you several times very hard in delicate spots while you sleep.

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  • [14] July 22, 2014 at 9:06pm

    I heard about this video being posted on Huffington Post. If you read the comments, everyone was stumped. The regular posters couldn’t figure out how he knew they all picked the EBT card.

  • [1] July 22, 2014 at 12:23pm

    I don’t blame him for the error. 3 women, 5 men, and Roberts. Seeing as Roberts lost his b@lls somewhere along the way, it’s an easy mistake to make.

  • [3] July 22, 2014 at 5:16am

    There are no E10-E12s in the military. In the Army, at E8 you have either Master Sergeant or First Sergeant, at E9 you have Sergeant Majors and Command Sergeant Majors. At E9 you also have ONE Sergeant Major of the Army.

  • [4] July 21, 2014 at 7:56pm

    I wouldn’t have waited to get home before handing out punishment. If one of my kids used profanity to an adult I would have back-handed him on the spot. Yes, I probably would have been arrested. But I promise you that my kids would never do that again, in or out of my presence. Ever. I would want my kid 30 years from now to say, “yeah, I mouthed off once to an adult. Once. Still missing that tooth…see? Never did that again….”

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  • [15] July 21, 2014 at 6:41pm

    We are doomed as a species. The increase in insufficient intelligence in this country is growing at an exponential rate. Consider, we have idiots voting in idiots to represent them. The newly elected idiots haven’t got a clue so they rely on other idiots whom they’ve hired to advise them. Now the “advised” idiots make decisions that those on the outside look at and wonder wtf is happening. How else do you explain politicians supporting junk science such as “climate change”, or common core, or legalized abortion, or any of a thousand other really, really bad decisions?

    I would like a couple questions answered…..first, who on the city council (mayor?) stands to make money off of this little adventure? Second, what is the tax levied by the city against fuel sold in that city (or did they exempt themselves?)? Wouldn’t less tax revenue outweigh a few cents profit?

    Am I the only one who sees parallels between ObamaCare and this gas station venture? Government offers a product in direct competition with private business, waives whatever regs they wish to their advantage, and if any profit is made the tax payer will never see any of it and if Gubmint venture is a financial disaster then they’ll keep expecting the tax payers to increase their contribution and probably see a second station open up in another part of town. Tax payers will never receive any gain, at all….ever. And government continues to grow.

  • July 21, 2014 at 11:16am

    now that I think about it…a buncha drunk guys falling on their a$$es while sweeping clean a patch of ice and chasing a sliding stone may be a little more exciting then baseball. tough call to make there…..

  • July 21, 2014 at 11:11am

    you rank baseball as less boring then curling? Have you seen brooms on ice? Give a bottle of hootch and a broom to some shuffle-board playing Eskimos and you have curling.

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  • [19] July 21, 2014 at 10:57am

    I spent my teenage years listening to KISS, among other groups. You can say what you wish concerning their music or lifestyle or how they appear in make-up. Fine. On some of those issues I look sideways at them as well. However……never in my life would I imagine Gene Simmons, fire-breathing, blood spitting, tongue waggling extraordinaire to come out and endorse a man who wears his faith on his sleeve for all to witness.

    “When you think about it, why wouldn’t we want somebody who’s a family guy, who doesn’t use expletives, who doesn’t use drugs and booze, so he won’t go the way those guys do, doesn’t torture dogs, allegedly or otherwise, happens to believe in his God, Christianity — what’s the problem?,” Simmons said. “That would be a stellar citizen.”

    I’m not sure which is more stunning….the fact that a faith filled football player of Tebow’s accomplishments can’t get a gig in the NFL or the fact that a rocker of Simmon’s stature reminds the world that a man of faith is a role model that should be embraced. Again, say what you will…. but I have gained new respect for Chaim Witz.

  • [10] July 20, 2014 at 9:48am

    Male Survival Guide, Ch 2, “Rules of Engagement”: Always check under the pillows, both sides of bed.

    It’s right there in the guide. The guy brought this upon himself. Adhere to the guidelines gentlemen….it can save your life.

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