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• Lion Named ‘Bonedigger’ and Small Dog Make Most Unlikely Companions

  May 25, 2013 at 12:03am

  In reply to freelancer91.

  What most people don’t realize is that daschunds were originally bred for hunting badgers. Badgers….all teeth and claws and these dogs are custom made to go INTO the badgers den and drag their arses out and kill them.

  We own a mini daschund and he is all attitude. I haven’t seen him get into it with another dog, but I have yet to see him run from another dog either. Little **** is serious.

• Mysterious Giant Head Found in Hudson River

  April 25, 2013 at 5:53pm

  Wait a minute….wasn’t this a bust commissioned by Obama for his bedroom? Think I read about Michelle also not liking it. Here’s an image of the model used.

  https://www.google.com/search?q=reggie+love&client=firefox-a&hs=In&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=qaR5UamCF4Pa8ATMuoDQDw&ved=0CAcQ_AUoATgK&biw=1221&bih=668#imgrc=2VXXlpqPThXbWM%3A%3By1OU4fpnX2T7sM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fcdn2.blackenterprise.com%252Fwp-content%252Fblogs.dir%252F1%252Ffiles%252F2012%252F04%252FReggie-Love-620×480.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.blackenterprise.com%252Flifestyle%252F10-eligible-black-bachelors-the-bachelor-should-cast%252Fattachment%252Freggie-love-620×480%252F%3B620%3B480

  I may be wrong….but I’m pretty sure.

• Was Watertown’s Door-to-Door Search for Bombing Suspects a Violation of the Fourth Amendment?

  April 23, 2013 at 12:48pm

  If a SWAT team shows up at my door and ask if I’ve seen anybody suspicious in the house, I’d just look over at my two Doberman’s (Mayhem* and Carnage*) gnawing on a big bone and say “nope…not anymore”.

  *names have been changed to protect the well fed.

• The Strict ‘Nanny-State’ Food Guidelines That Prevented a Single Restaurant From Applying to Service NYC’s Health Dept. Cafe

  April 22, 2013 at 3:11pm

  In reply to kangaroo.

  Don’t do it Katz! You have so much to live for…..

• The Strict ‘Nanny-State’ Food Guidelines That Prevented a Single Restaurant From Applying to Service NYC’s Health Dept. Cafe

  April 22, 2013 at 10:10am

  In reply to kangaroo.

  Ever eat any of that? Brings a whole new level to the term nasty.

• The Strict ‘Nanny-State’ Food Guidelines That Prevented a Single Restaurant From Applying to Service NYC’s Health Dept. Cafe

  April 22, 2013 at 10:02am

  Unless they’re gonna serve Greek water then I seriously doubt that any Greek cuisine they serve will fall into the “under 700 calories” category. Visited Greece once for 2 weeks and gained close to 15 lbs. I will sell my soul for some good baklava. They make it with 33 layers of dough!

• The Small, Crucial, and Surprising Detail Lindsey Graham Revealed About How One Bombing Suspect May Have Been Able to Travel to Russia

  April 22, 2013 at 9:50am

  In reply to Master.Debater.

  “Does the US restrict international travel now for legal residents now? ”
  Master.Debater
  Posted on April 22, 2013 at 9:36am

  They do to N Korea and Cuba….Unless you’re Dennis Rodman or Jay Z and Beyonce.

• See How Wringing Out a Washcloth in Space Looks Infinitely Cooler With Zero Gravity

  April 20, 2013 at 12:39pm

  Hmmm…..now we know why NASA doesn’t advocate sex in zero gravity. Surface tension is not our friend.

• Texas School Counselor ‘Relieved of All Duties’ Over Shockingly Racist Post After Fertilizer Explosion: ‘Whites…Soon Will Be Wiped from the Earth’

  April 19, 2013 at 8:41am

  In reply to Communique.

  It would be simple to verify a hack thru computer forensics. For someone not that computer savvy, a simple check of her posting history will shed some light. Not looking for racist postings, but the frequency.

  If she is a constant poster, then what are the odds she didn’t pick up on this post or even her account was hacked? Mess with my daughters facebook account and she knows within minutes. If she only posts every few days or something then it is possible she was hacked and not know it.

  My money’s on her actually posting this **** and got caught. Which of course is an indictment of the intelligence of liberal teachers.

• Caught on Video: Intense Police Shootout With Boston Bomber Suspects

  April 19, 2013 at 8:09am

  In reply to media-bias-steals-elections.

  No helicopters. This is Bammy’s chance to utilize a drone. He’s probably fondling the remote as we speak.