User Profile: The-Monk


Member Since: October 16, 2010


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  • [20] May 1, 2016 at 9:53pm

    Illegal immigrates can kiss my back-side and go back home.

    La Raza, Univision and Fusion should count and explain the # of rapes and murders from illegal immigrants that enter American as felons and never leave or get deported. DUI’s too…

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  • [19] May 1, 2016 at 9:33pm

    I’m with the guy behind the drive thru window and the people in the car can Pzz -off.

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  • [1] May 1, 2016 at 7:42pm

    Hi 11bravo2papa,

    Yep, that video sucked big time.

  • [2] May 1, 2016 at 7:37pm

    Hi Tricky,

    Remind me to tell you about the Tiger cage at the Zoo in Wash, DC. I say leave them alone too.

  • [1] May 1, 2016 at 7:35pm


    Please explain… TIA.

  • [5] May 1, 2016 at 6:34pm

    Hi 11bravo2papa,

    We sure have… LOL

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  • [16] May 1, 2016 at 6:25pm

    The Monk and the Elephant:

    Once there was a Monk who wandered around the country side. Through towns and villages and forests he wandered. He saw God in everything he saw and always proclaimed, “God is in the rock, God is in the lizard, God is in the trees, God is in the person and God is in the breeze”.

    In one village that this Monk was wandering through a mad Elephant had gotten loose and was terrorizing the village. As the Monk walked down the road making his proclamations a voice of one of the villagers cried out,

    “Mad elephant, get out of the road, run, hide, get off the road”. The Monk looked at the elephant that was charging at him and proclaimed, “God is in the elephant”. Well, the elephant grabbed the Monk with his trunk and tossed him violently into a tree.

    The moral of the story is,” God was in the voice telling the Monk to get off the road”.

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  • [40] May 1, 2016 at 5:24pm

    Bingo !!!

  • [5] May 1, 2016 at 5:23pm

    Thank you Defcon4… : )

  • [16] May 1, 2016 at 4:52pm

    Hi Defcon4,

    I’m moving in a few months and one of my deceased girlfriend’s best friends (a couple) that is on hard times is getting a lot of stuff from here that they can fix and sell or recycle at their weekly yard sale. The 3 gallons of tar will fix their leaky roof and the 5 gal of white paint will paint their house where it is needed. They filled up an entire van load of stuff last weekend. The smiles on their faces was priceless !!!

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  • May 1, 2016 at 4:26pm

    Howdy SS,

    Hope all is well with you and yours. : )

  • [3] May 1, 2016 at 4:24pm

    Me too… : )

  • [18] May 1, 2016 at 4:23pm

    Capitalism at it’s finest.

    Good job young man !!!

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  • [4] May 1, 2016 at 3:44pm

    Where’s the audio or video?

    I could use a good laugh !!!

    Here it is, and they were removed to the applause of most of the Clinton lovers.

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  • [9] May 1, 2016 at 3:37pm

    Hi RJJ,

    He did look a bit ‘under the weather’ this morning. LOL

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  • [67] May 1, 2016 at 3:28pm

    “I’m Watters… and this is my world”


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  • [2] May 1, 2016 at 3:25pm

    : )

  • [2] May 1, 2016 at 3:06pm

    Hi East,

    I thought she was talking about her and her 99 year old boyfriend. LOL

    Hank Hill goes blind. ‘The Unbearable Blindness of Laying’

  • [6] May 1, 2016 at 3:01pm

    LOL Beta… enjoy Life. ; )

  • [4] May 1, 2016 at 3:00pm

    Thanks for looking that up Fo2.

    I wonder if those records are gender neutral? Sounds like they might be.

    I wonder why one is in yards and the other in in meters? A meter is 3″ longer if my memory serves me right.

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