User Profile: The-Monk


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  • [4] October 23, 2016 at 5:39pm

    From a good friend of mine; ‘Racoon Poop’

    Like many citizens, I’ve wondered and tried so hard to understand why Trump has such a remarkable following.(It’s obvious why he shouldn’t!) Then a friend sent me this raccoon story. It makes no difference about your political leanings, this is just a good explanation of WHY… (Or it’s as good as any I can come up with).

    Dear Representative,

    From the time I was able to vote I voted Republican. I am 70+ and have a great deal of respect and influence with hundreds of senior ballplayers who also network with thousands of others around the country.

    I received your questionnaire and request for money to help support the Republican nominee for the office of the President. Rest assured, I strongly agree with every question as I have since Obama was elected.

    Unfortunately, an important question that was missing was, “What have the Republicans and their Party done for the American people lately?” While you seem never to have listened to us in the past Forty Years, we gave you a majority in the house and senate two years ago and you have done nothing with the power we provided you. And Now, you want more of our money?

    You should be concerned about our votes not our money. You are the “establishment” and it’s apparent all you really want to do is to save your jobs and line your pockets. . . Well, guess what? It’s not going to happen. You can shake in your boots when I tell you our support is for TRUMP and he hasn’t asked for a dime.

    You might think we are fools because you feel Trump is on a self-destruct course but you look outside DC and listen to the masses. Few, if any, have achieved what he has, especially in a state of New York.

    If you really want to know how the majority of people feel, and this applies to both democrats and republicans, read below, it says it all.

    Here comes the part about the raccoons:

    You’ve been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement. You want them gone immediately. You call the city, the county and 4 different exterminators. Nobody can handle the job . . . But then you hear of one guy and this one guy guarantees to get rid of them. So you hire him. You don’t care if the guy smells, you don’t care if he cusses and swears, you don’t care if he’s an alcoholic, you don’t care how many times he’s been married, you don’t care if he voted for Obama, you don’t care if he has plumber’s crack, you simply want those raccoons gone! You want your problem fixed! He’s the guy. He’s the best. Period.

    Back to Trump.

    Here’s why we want Trump. Yes he’s a bit of an ass, yes he’s an egomaniac, but we don’t care. The country is a mess because its politicians suck. The Republican Party is two-faced & gutless, and illegals are everywhere. We want it all fixed! We don’t care that Trump is crude, we don’t care that he insults people, we don’t care that he had been friendly with Hillary, we don’t care that he has changed positions, we don’t care that he’s been married 3 times, we don’t care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O’Donnell, we don’t care that he doesn’t know the name of some Muslin terrorist.

    This country is bankrupt and appears weak. Our enemies are making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegals, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don’t even recognize the country we were born and raised in. “AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED” and Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want.

    We’re sick of our politicians, sick of the Republican Party, sick of Democratic Party and sick of illegals. We just want this thing fixed. Trump may not be a saint, but doesn’t have lobbyist’s money holding him, he doesn’t have political correctness restraining him, all you know is that he has been very successful, a good negotiator. He has built a lot of things. He’s also not a politician, not a cowardly politically correct politician. And he not only says he can fix it, he says he will fix it and we believe him.

    And we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong or looked at and called a liar. Also we don’t care if the guy has bad hair.

    We just want those raccoons gone, out of our house, NOW.

    You are welcome to pass this on. I feel this is why hundreds of thousands of people that haven’t voted in 25 years are registering to vote this year. The raccoons have got to go.

  • [23] October 22, 2016 at 11:56pm

    Finally… something from Chicago that lives and prospers.

    Well done guys. : )

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  • [65] October 22, 2016 at 11:09pm

    Building that wall will cut US taxpayers paying for illegal immigrant’s entitlements by so much money it doesn’t matter who initially funds it.

    Just build it ASAP and get it over with. Figure out the money later.

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  • October 22, 2016 at 11:01pm

    Here’s another one LOL

  • October 22, 2016 at 10:56pm

    Don’t mess with Zohan…

  • October 22, 2016 at 10:40pm

    Hi Soul Brother,

    It must be the Musk and Sandalwood combination scent. LOL

  • [-1] October 22, 2016 at 8:57pm

    Yep, Star Trek… and the “OH MYYYYY” commercials. LOL

  • [2] October 22, 2016 at 8:53pm


  • [7] October 22, 2016 at 7:50pm

    Nice one SS… LOL

    They didn’t ‘see’ the glaze… they smelled it !!!

  • [3] October 22, 2016 at 7:36pm

    Hi Jemele,

    I go by character… not color. I’ve had and have some really good black friends both male and female.

    DT already has my fake Yahoo e-mail address. Right B ? LOL

  • [4] October 22, 2016 at 7:27pm

    The Glaze story brought to you by The Blaze and Glenn’s initials are GB.

    Someone call Alex Jones QUICK !!!


  • [37] October 22, 2016 at 7:23pm

    Can’t wait for Joe Biden to get involved and threaten to take Hannity out back of his high school gym for a beating.

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  • [6] October 22, 2016 at 6:54pm

    Hi DT,
    “Blazers: Fatheroftwo and The-Monk are the same user. Beware.”

    Are you sure it’s not me from another Earthly parallel dimension and just occupying both or more at the same time?

    Check this weird stuff out.

    You have a good brain. Can you pass this test? How do you remember things?

    Watch this one too. : )

    Have fun !!! LOL

  • [5] October 22, 2016 at 6:20pm


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  • [5] October 22, 2016 at 6:09am



    My keyboard is missing a lot of of letters… I guess I should get a new one.

    So F-off you POS trolls !!! LOL

  • [3] October 22, 2016 at 6:03am

    Hi DT,

    You have me confused with someone else. I never owned any kind of Jeep.

    Try contracting Fatheroftwo on the Blaze. I think he might have owned one.

    Thanks for not being a freaking jerk this time.

    If I can help you I will. : )

  • [34] October 22, 2016 at 1:35am

    Mayor Richard Michael Daley Sr of Chicago; “We never hold an election until after we have counted the votes.”

    That’s how the progs do this…

  • [13] October 22, 2016 at 1:22am

    If Putin was serious he would take out Soros and crew but Soros is hiding out in Chine and they are protected him.

    0bama and Hilary approves of this protection.

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  • [22] October 21, 2016 at 7:21pm

    LOL Defcon4… you incorporated the ad troll with that one.

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  • [8] October 21, 2016 at 7:19pm

    “Rubio… Rubio… Rubio… Rubio”

    LOL but sadly

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