User Profile: TIMEBOMB


Member Since: December 29, 2012


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  • [5] September 17, 2014 at 7:36pm


  • [3] September 17, 2014 at 6:44pm

    I’m half black and all gay and my beard can kick my candyass till the cows come home. I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and I throw like a girl. The NFL will won’t take me because I’m your magnificent gay Marxist ruler. Praise be to me BHO.

  • [3] September 17, 2014 at 2:37pm

    @Socialist. I will explain myself so even you can understand. First I’d like to thank you for supporting me in both of my ‘elections’. If I didn’t have millions of simpletons such as yourself ‘voting’ for me I wouldn’t be here today so thanks again. I’ve spent millions of my serfs taxpayer dollars keeping my college records sealed. Although it’s unnecessary I like wasting your money, I was indeed born in Hawaii but I lied about my citizenship to get into Harvard. I told them I was born in Kenya and well that’s all it took for those idiots to grant me acceptance into their fine institution. I should be fired because I’m a fraud and a liar and I’ve purposely destroyed America. Well that’s all for now simpleton, I’m off to the golf course, I have a date with two young brawny SS men.

    Your magnificent gay Marxist ruler BHO. Praise be to me.

  • [3] September 16, 2014 at 5:13pm

    No complaints from my SS men and my ‘wife’ has never seen it.

    Praise be to me BHO.

  • [5] September 16, 2014 at 3:52pm

    Your magnificent gay Marxist ruler recognizes three loyal subjects. I want you all to know that I think about you sometimes when I’m on the golf course. Not too much though because I’m looking at my opponents shaft and balls and wondering how he’s going to wield those on the green.

  • [5] September 16, 2014 at 3:36pm

    I’ll second that, LS is a vile bigot indeed.

  • [15] September 16, 2014 at 3:25pm

    As your gay Marxist ruler I’m offended by this heinous act and will wield my pen and phone to see to it that this offensive sign be taken down immediately. I’ve been on the golf course for an extended time I know but ****** up your country is very tiring and relaxing on the golf course is good for me. I have to pretend I’m married to that THING, I’m not sure what it is but I would hope my subjects would appreciate the sacrifices I’ve made while sealing all of your worthless fates. Valerie told me I have to leave office in two years but I don’t know I really like taking AF! to Phuket Thailand and partying with the boys! Okay serfs back to your slaving away for me, I have a date with two young brawny SS men.

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  • January 10, 2014 at 3:12pm

    My knees are heavily calloused and my lips are rubbed raw from all the blowing I’ve done!
    Praise be to me BHO.

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  • January 10, 2014 at 2:48pm

    Yes it’s very heavy for me to lift that Dong that’s why I prefer my Asian agent.

  • January 10, 2014 at 2:29pm

    As your gay president I want to recognize your recognition of my excellence. Praise be to me BHO.

  • January 10, 2014 at 2:21pm

    Dear gays don’t you love how your gay president is treating you? When my reign of gayness is over I’ll divorce my she male and marry my favorite SS agent Fun Tu Bang, he’s a little fella but he satisfies your gay king! Praise be to me BHO.

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  • January 5, 2014 at 9:21am

    Good Morning my loyal serfs, yes the first cow is staying in Hawaii a few more days so I can have some alone time with my favorite SS man Fun Tu Bang. He’s an Asian agent and don’t believe everything you hear about Asian men being tiny because he’s my stallion and he’s a rough rider let me tell ya. Praise be to me BHO.

  • December 30, 2013 at 9:13am

    As you can see from the pic of me the second one down I’m not doing the ‘quenelle’ because that’s associated with Nazism. I’m your magnificent gay Marxist ruler hence my limp wrist. Praise be to me BHO.

  • December 21, 2013 at 7:21pm

    Merry Christmas to you dear loyal subject!

  • December 21, 2013 at 7:07pm

    Dear loyal subjects as your magnificent gay Marxist ruler I want you to know that I’ll do everything in my power to make sure that those perverts I mean loving couples will be able to get married. Even though I have a sham marriage to what passes for a woman I want you to appreciate the sacrifice I made for you worthless serfs in pulling off the charade. My handlers said I had to marry a woman to make me look normal and you idiots bought it. Praise be to me BHO.

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  • December 20, 2013 at 10:28am

    @Cavallo Dear loyal subject Cavallo I’m very disappointed in you and your blasphemy. I’m your magnificent gay Marxist ruler and I’m the messiah! I’ve just returned from my fact finding mission in NM. I found out the fun way that those NM state police are violating their citizens anally and I’ve transferred all involved to work on my SS detail. Praise be to me BHO.

  • December 19, 2013 at 3:59pm

    Dear loyal subjects I just returned from my fact finding mission in NM to determine weather or not the NM state police were violating citizens anally. On several occasions I was stopped and to my great delight I was violently anally violated by several NM state police. Accordingly I am taking steps to have every trooper transferred to be in my SS detail. I only mention this good news to Segway into this story because my IRS will anally violate every one of you worthless serfs and you won’t be able to stop me. I am your magnificent gay Marxist ruler and I approve this message, praise be to me BHO.

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  • December 18, 2013 at 2:02pm

    You ZZ top impersonators with your hatred for all things gay. I’m outraged at your sickening opinions of gays like me. I’m your magnificent gay Marxist ruler and by the time my IRS is done with you you’ll all be homeless. Your prediction that your show will be off the air in three to five years is way off because you Taliban looking nut jobs will be off the air in three to five days! Praise be to me BHO.

  • November 26, 2013 at 7:38pm

    Based on these reports of anal searches being done I think I’ll travel to New Mexico without my SS detail. I’ll run every red light in town and speed everywhere I go. I’m your magnificent gay Marxist ruler and I need to determine if the police are acting stupidly. I’ll have a thorough report when I return in two months. I probably won’t be able to sit upon my return, at least I hope not. Praise be to me BHO.

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  • November 12, 2013 at 2:30pm

    Jay has always been very special to me, he spins like a top and spreads my BS lies to you idiots and you lap it up. My propagandists are legion and I get away with everything, gaze upon me my loyal serfs, you are in awe of my magnificent gayness. You’ll just have to accept what I deem as necessary for you and be thankful I’m even allowing you to have health insurance. Sure millions of you lesser thans are losing your insurance but you can choose one of the plans I’ve so graciously allowed you to choose from. As an example you can have a policy with a 12,000.00 deductible and 2,000.00 a month premium, what’s so unaffordable about that geez?

    In closing I want my worthless serfs to know that I’ve enjoyed destroying your country and sealing the fate of your useless kids lives forever. as slaves to my kingdom. Praise be to me BHO your magnificent gay Marxist ruler.

    PS. My anus is still inflamed but I have excellent doctors at no cost to me.

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