User Profile: TIMEBOMB

TIMEBOMB

Member Since: December 29, 2012

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  • January 10, 2014 at 3:12pm

    My knees are heavily calloused and my lips are rubbed raw from all the blowing I’ve done!
    Praise be to me BHO.

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  • January 10, 2014 at 2:48pm

    Yes it’s very heavy for me to lift that Dong that’s why I prefer my Asian agent.

  • January 10, 2014 at 2:29pm

    As your gay president I want to recognize your recognition of my excellence. Praise be to me BHO.

  • January 10, 2014 at 2:21pm

    Dear gays don’t you love how your gay president is treating you? When my reign of gayness is over I’ll divorce my she male and marry my favorite SS agent Fun Tu Bang, he’s a little fella but he satisfies your gay king! Praise be to me BHO.

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  • January 5, 2014 at 9:21am

    Good Morning my loyal serfs, yes the first cow is staying in Hawaii a few more days so I can have some alone time with my favorite SS man Fun Tu Bang. He’s an Asian agent and don’t believe everything you hear about Asian men being tiny because he’s my stallion and he’s a rough rider let me tell ya. Praise be to me BHO.

  • December 30, 2013 at 9:13am

    As you can see from the pic of me the second one down I’m not doing the ‘quenelle’ because that’s associated with Nazism. I’m your magnificent gay Marxist ruler hence my limp wrist. Praise be to me BHO.

  • December 21, 2013 at 7:21pm

    Merry Christmas to you dear loyal subject!

  • December 21, 2013 at 7:07pm

    Dear loyal subjects as your magnificent gay Marxist ruler I want you to know that I’ll do everything in my power to make sure that those perverts I mean loving couples will be able to get married. Even though I have a sham marriage to what passes for a woman I want you to appreciate the sacrifice I made for you worthless serfs in pulling off the charade. My handlers said I had to marry a woman to make me look normal and you idiots bought it. Praise be to me BHO.

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  • December 20, 2013 at 10:28am

    @Cavallo Dear loyal subject Cavallo I’m very disappointed in you and your blasphemy. I’m your magnificent gay Marxist ruler and I’m the messiah! I’ve just returned from my fact finding mission in NM. I found out the fun way that those NM state police are violating their citizens anally and I’ve transferred all involved to work on my SS detail. Praise be to me BHO.

  • December 19, 2013 at 3:59pm

    Dear loyal subjects I just returned from my fact finding mission in NM to determine weather or not the NM state police were violating citizens anally. On several occasions I was stopped and to my great delight I was violently anally violated by several NM state police. Accordingly I am taking steps to have every trooper transferred to be in my SS detail. I only mention this good news to Segway into this story because my IRS will anally violate every one of you worthless serfs and you won’t be able to stop me. I am your magnificent gay Marxist ruler and I approve this message, praise be to me BHO.

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  • December 18, 2013 at 2:02pm

    You ZZ top impersonators with your hatred for all things gay. I’m outraged at your sickening opinions of gays like me. I’m your magnificent gay Marxist ruler and by the time my IRS is done with you you’ll all be homeless. Your prediction that your show will be off the air in three to five years is way off because you Taliban looking nut jobs will be off the air in three to five days! Praise be to me BHO.

  • November 26, 2013 at 7:38pm

    Based on these reports of anal searches being done I think I’ll travel to New Mexico without my SS detail. I’ll run every red light in town and speed everywhere I go. I’m your magnificent gay Marxist ruler and I need to determine if the police are acting stupidly. I’ll have a thorough report when I return in two months. I probably won’t be able to sit upon my return, at least I hope not. Praise be to me BHO.

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  • November 12, 2013 at 2:30pm

    Jay has always been very special to me, he spins like a top and spreads my BS lies to you idiots and you lap it up. My propagandists are legion and I get away with everything, gaze upon me my loyal serfs, you are in awe of my magnificent gayness. You’ll just have to accept what I deem as necessary for you and be thankful I’m even allowing you to have health insurance. Sure millions of you lesser thans are losing your insurance but you can choose one of the plans I’ve so graciously allowed you to choose from. As an example you can have a policy with a 12,000.00 deductible and 2,000.00 a month premium, what’s so unaffordable about that geez?

    In closing I want my worthless serfs to know that I’ve enjoyed destroying your country and sealing the fate of your useless kids lives forever. as slaves to my kingdom. Praise be to me BHO your magnificent gay Marxist ruler.

    PS. My anus is still inflamed but I have excellent doctors at no cost to me.

  • November 11, 2013 at 3:30pm

    As your magnificent gay Marxist ruler that’s my job you insignificant simpleton.

  • November 11, 2013 at 3:20pm

    As your magnificent gay Marxist ruler I want to assure you that your mental illness will be treated properly. Just go to http://www.healthcare.gov and sign up for an affordable plan. My government approved quacks I mean ‘doctors’ will have you fixed up in no time, no more drooling all over yourself and no more incoherent ramblings of a lunatic mind. Praise be to me BHO.

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  • November 11, 2013 at 2:55pm

    My royal physicians are at a loss when trying to relieve my anal pain so I’m calling on my serfs. Do you simpletons have some folk remedy to relieve my agony? I’ve tried being normal but my gayness takes over, I can’t give up the cork so I guess I’ll suffer for you. Praise be to me your magnificent gay Marxist ruler BHO.

  • November 11, 2013 at 2:48pm

    Ah yes one of my useful idiots at work, keep it up and in the end your reward will be a real shocker.

  • November 11, 2013 at 2:27pm

    Dear loyal subjects I’ve been away on hiatus trying out new toys I mean SS men and boy is my bottom sore. As I stand here typing this I’m appalled to learn of this so called band and their insolence towards me your magnificent gay Marxist ruler. I will have them audited until the day they die and destroy their lives like I’ve destroyed AmeriKa. On veterans day I think it’s appropriate to mention that my efforts to destroy my military are right on schedule with removing God and allowing gays like myself in the military. The purging of senior officers will continue as long as I’m your king and I like this job so I think I’ll stay for life. Praise be to me BHO.

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  • August 25, 2013 at 12:44pm

    Tell me about it my handlers told me I needed a beard to make me appear normal to my cult members.
    Praise be to me BHO.

  • August 25, 2013 at 12:42pm

    As your magnificent gay Marxist ruler I can assure my serfs I would ‘shave my beard’ gratis.

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