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• The Scathing Message One Wife Allegedly Put on a Billboard to Shame Cheating Husband: ‘Tell Jessica You’re Moving In!’

  March 21, 2013 at 10:17am

  In reply to Cabo King.

  EAST Many balls have hit your magnificent gay Marxist’s rulers face and I thoroughly enjoy it. I couldn’t help myself I saw the mention of balls and my mouth went agape. That reminds me I need to have my two SS stallions in for inspection today,can’t be too careful.

• CNN Anchor Accuses Glenn Beck of ‘Ugly History’ of Comparing Obama to Satan…Using Selectively-Edited Sound Bites

  March 20, 2013 at 3:30pm

  Of course I’m the Antichrist,my pops, that would be Satan sent me here to destroy your country and I’m doing it because my idiots voted for me,twice! My loyal subjects I want you to continue to listen to the folks at CNN MSNBC ABC CBS and NBC and can’t forget PBS,NPR and 99.9999999999999% of my media to get the truth,they won’t steer you wrong. Yours truly,Your magnificent gay Marxist ruler.

• Prep School Student Reportedly Facing Suspension for This Prank on Live TV — While Standing Behind a Priest No Less

  March 15, 2013 at 1:00pm

  I wish I would’ve been there he could’ve put that finger somewhere else.

• President Obama: Iran ‘Year or So’ Away From Nuclear Bomb

  March 14, 2013 at 7:21pm

  In reply to FISH_BONE.

  Now now that’s no way to speak about your magnificent gay Marxist ruler! So I’m destroying your country and weakening your military,what do you expect from a gay president like me? In my third term I’ll order that all my subjects must have a picture of me in their hovels to gaze upon me and dream about being near me. Oh sure some of you will starve to death in my depression that I’m engineering but it’s a small price to pay to advance my Marxist ideology. There now I made you feel better and you can’t wait to get to work and work harder for the collective and my well being.

• Obama Reveals One of His ‘Fantasies’ During Interview With Israeli News Station

  March 14, 2013 at 7:13pm

  In reply to TIMEBOMB.

  No my gayness won’t allow it.

• Obama Reveals One of His ‘Fantasies’ During Interview With Israeli News Station

  March 14, 2013 at 6:59pm

  My SS men have been riding me pretty hard lately about the need for tighter security,I like the idea of strange men touching me but my SS men are pretty insistent that I refrain from that type of stuff. This is your glimpse into the life of your magnificent gay Marxist ruler,I suffer for you worthless serfs on a daily basis and I have to put up with what passes for a woman ie my beard and two illegitimate brats. I should be able to indulge in relations with strange men I did it regularly in the gay bath houses in Chicago why can’t I do it now?

• Obama Reveals One of His ‘Fantasies’ During Interview With Israeli News Station

  March 14, 2013 at 6:31pm

  In reply to yazoo.

  Yes I am and I’ll be gobblin knobs left and right.

• Obama Reveals One of His ‘Fantasies’ During Interview With Israeli News Station

  March 14, 2013 at 6:30pm

  Ah yes the mustache,the standard of the 70′s gay porn stars,so there you have it I’d like to wear my fake mustache and hit the gay bars of Tel Aviv. Although I’ll need some super glue to make sure it stays on with all the friction going on it’s going to have to be some strong stuff. Maybe I’l take Jack Hammer and Dick Smothers to watch my back door.

• What the Heck Does Van Jones Mean By the ‘Black Santa Claus…Shaved His Beard Off’?

  March 7, 2013 at 3:10pm

  I haven’t shaved my beard yet you stupid sob,I’ll do that after I’m done destroying your country. I’m having too much fun traveling the globe in MY jet with my SS men within arms reach at all times.

• Do You Really Want to Know Where This Woman Was Caught Hiding a Gun?

  March 6, 2013 at 1:18pm

  She should’ve asked her magnificent gay Marxist ruler to smuggle her weapon,I would’ve gladly smuggled a 500 magnum. I just had a romp with my SS man so I’m more than ready for the task as I stand here typing this.