I remember this guy from America/Fernwood Tonight. He was Virgil Simms!
He once explained to “Barth Gimble” why he was arrested for bad behavior.
Virgil: “I had to do it, after all, NO ONE can refuse a TRIPLE DOG DARE!”
TOOO FUNNY! (Yes I know Jim Varney has been dead for years)
 March 27, 2015 at 6:25pm
It’s never a “good thing” when an idiot opens there mouth ( except to eat a bug)! However, as I see this kind of malarkey drone on and on, I am pretty sure these fools are overplaying their hand–to the point wherein there will be a time, not far in the distance, where it will become politically imprudent to play the race card, if for no other reason than “race card fatigue”. Like trying to wear a Members Only jacket to an event, or repeating ridiculous catch phrases from last century–”Nifty” “Swell” et al. The race card will be eventually become the leisure suit of the political/editorial realm. This nitwit is an all-star on team obsolete! She may even be in the Hall Of Fame already! Let her babble! She is, like the rest of her ilk, her own worst enemy!!
 March 18, 2015 at 12:18pm
Like the sniveling little troll you are, you decide to “nit pick” a point/s of reference technically incorrect in Matt’s very well written letter. I suggest it is you whom is MUCH more off base not to recognize the 99% of his remarks which were spot on. Perhaps it is you whom might benefit from a course in critical thinking and/or logic.
If Matt is going to dissect and comment on someone else’s words, aren’t I allowed to do the same? Nowhere did I talk about the accuracy of the rest of his post. I merely called out what was blatantly incorrect. If Matt is going to call himself a writer, I mean “a speaker of truths,” and put his work out on a public news/opinion site that is supposed to (I assume correctly) inform but continue to post incorrect crap, I will call him out on it. I’m sorry that recognizing ********* when I see it makes me a sniveling troll. And I’m sorry that you are willing to accept false statements.
 January 14, 2015 at 7:47pm
It should be a twofold lesson for all the young people out there reading.
ONE: Taylor Swift is the PERFECT MODEL for success. Hard work and a good business model/ethic. She works hard and she appreciates her audience/clients and she shows it often and quite well
TWO: Look at how the BAD GUYS/LEFTISTS view this story. Instead of realizing this young lady fan
has had probably the BEST DAY EVER (Phineas & Ferb),
and will always remember the time and energy Taylor Swift spent to make her so happy, what do they do??? They besmirch Taylor’s efforts as paltry, meaningless and self serving.
The GOOD GUYS, like Taylor and “my guys” are happy for someone’s success and efforts toward doing something wonderful. We are not JEALOUS/BITTER! I feel sorry for these horrible, bitter little trolls, they only way they seem to be happy/content, is when everyone is miserable/complaining, and THEY are GETTING something SOMEONE ELSE EARNED! Well, then again, that’s why there are DEMOCRAPS! (SIC)
 December 29, 2014 at 10:03pm
One more tidbit for ‘lil shabby: If you were half as educated as you are ignorant and angry, you should see the folly in your paradigm. You have ZERO chance of becoming anything more than the punchline to jokes all over Philly, ( just like Barry O will be with respect to political/presidential jokes to come ).
Please, keep it comin’ bro! You are hysterical! You couldn’t mount a successful military campaign against the 3 stooges! LMFAO! You should have listened to your 4th grade teacher before you dropped out! STOP SNIFFING THE RUBBER CEMENT! HAHAHAHAHHAHA!
 December 29, 2014 at 9:39pm
Sounds like Shabby do am be off he meds! LOL! What a F’n MORON!
The race war you envision is tantamount to the proverbial “land war in Asia!
To quote Otter in Animal House- “You want to talk about a LOSER!”
Does your “army” include anyone with, a job, a GED, literacy, without a criminal record,
or an understanding what happened to “MOVE”? You livin’ in da rong citee bro!
Enjoy your racist fantasy, you mental zygote!
 December 6, 2014 at 3:17pm
As a Board Certified Real Estate Appraiser for many years, I can speak to the real
“issues” plaguing the Appraisal industry, but first let me tell you all a “dirty little secret”
known to all Licensed Real Estate agents and brokers. If there is ANY doubt in the listing agent’s mind as to whether or not there are comps in the neighborhood ( WHICH THE LENDER WILL ACCEPT), the listing agent will instruct their seller to be present in the home during the inspection process. They are instructed to ask the appraiser “DO YOU DO A LOT OF WORK IN THIS AREA?”. If the Appraiser says “No” or Not too much”
or something to the effect, AND the Appraisal Report comes in under contract sale price,
the seller of the property can reject the report, and insist on an appraiser more familiar with
neighborhood. However, the BIGGEST problem in appraising homes is the mortgage company underwriting guidelines & LACK of comparable sales. I have NO IDEA how any appraiser can get away with overinflating a value 20-25%. There are SO MANY reviews
and rules. I do review appraisals, most of what I find which need redressing are honest mistakes. The ONLY way I know to get into REAL legal/professional difficulty in Real Estate
Appraising is to make something up, to conjure a comp or fact. We render after all, just an opinion of value! THE REAL CRIMINALS in Real Estate in general are the BROKERS & their AGENTS! They are professional conjurers, and no one seems to give a darn!
My brother is a broker and that is how he makes his money, by stealing. He even stole my father's house from the rest of the family when my father died. They're house pimps!!!
November 5, 2013 at 6:49pm
I am surprised to see such “an Arrow Minded creature” . He probably got that trying to vote for a Republican in PHILTHADELPHIA!
September 18, 2013 at 6:03am
You are a petty little fool. Is trying to contradict/refute Glenn your full time job? Is this how you provide for your fam? You are a typical little liberal dweeb. Why don’t you take up collecting Lego liberal activists? Then you can play liberal action hero and publish your pics, or sell them to the HUFF!
September 18, 2013 at 5:59am
This obit reads like an obama campaign promise ( or any of his promises) – REALLY COOL, but
absolutely a lie!
July 4, 2013 at 6:17pm
The guests should have given her a gift card for an English tutor!
I thought the same thing. She can't even write a correct sentence and/or spell. But we can give her credit for being able to count. If she wanted guests to pay for her wedding she should have required that they buy a ticket to attend.
The wedding shows on TV make me so angry. Selfish and rude young people who feel they are entitled to have a huge wedding just because they want it. The are problem up their necks in debt already but that doesn't even bother them.
I agree with others - this marriage won't last. We actually give LESS to some couples because we have the feeling the it's just an expensive party and not a true wedding.
May 24, 2013 at 7:45pm
I respectfully disagree Mr Right. If this product were made here, possibly the two boys might be shown to be holding hands, maybe smooching. Additionally sir, I submit that with all of the hassles associated with getting any new item passed their legal division-no lawsuits (due to some dope drowning in 6 inches of water) and the unions wanting to take over the company from the producer, then being targeted by the corupt government for TRYING to make a profit! WAIT JUST A MINUTE!!!—You are right after all, it had to be made in China LOL.
March 23, 2013 at 9:35am
Hand this bag of filth over to Clyde Shelton! He deserves it!
January 24, 2013 at 8:13pm
After reading some of these letters my first thought is Brian D. notwithstanding, I wonder how many of these college coach wannabes made it out of the 3rd grade. If not for typewriters I should fully expect to see the revealing backwards “R & N”. It brings me back to some of my favorite Gary Larson’s “FAR SIDE” cartoons. Sometimes a dog or a cow sends a ransome note to his master or the farmer, It’s hysterical! Then again, WU is a STATE/GOV enterprise. Lord knows the post office is chock full of great thinkers!
January 5, 2013 at 12:38pm
Amen brother! However, you neglected to mention ovomits most noteworthy and regretable charachteristic, his MENDACITY. He is past master of prevarication. Did the old man teach him to speak with forked tongue in between bong hits and 4 inch lines? There is not one time, I am able to recall, in his entire reign, wherein he has spoken truthfully. I have to laugh at his post Sandy-pre election statement. “A people have to be able to trust what their president says”. What a sad and tragic irony! Have faith, in time, he will be revealed!
December 21, 2012 at 2:44pm
How about a new law which states “The president is NOT permitted to lie to the American people”
under penalty of impeachment! What’s more, inextricably linked with the new law- the Americn Free Press MUST report each statement i knows to be UTRUE or incorrect, under penalty of imprisonment.
December 12, 2012 at 7:29am
It’s even worse than the Prof describes. It’s hard to imagine, but so sadly true, there exists a culture in MANY black households, wherein the student is actually DISCOURAGED from doing well in school. Speaking proper english, is greeted with chides of “race traitor” or “why are you trying to sound white?”. Since it is more likely than not, the black parents did NOT do well in school, they will often show ambivalence, or outright discouragement at worst. The welfare state has destroyed the black nuclear family with it’s increasing payments to unwed mothers for each additional child.
October 20, 2012 at 7:36pm
BTW, did anyone see that link on Drudge from Thursday.
“ON NOV 7th WE ARE GOING TO PARTY HARD!” by Michelle Obama.
OK, party hard all you want moochy, but you still have to give back the plane, the house, the servants
AND the bi monthly, multimillion dollar vacations, (for which we have previously paid) It’s all over Moochy, except the weeping and gnashing of teeth!
October 20, 2012 at 7:26pm
I am not concerned. Obama has proven the age old adage, “YOU CAN’T LIE TO ALL OF THE PEOPLE ALL OF THE TIME”. Obama’s book should be titled “THE MENDACITY OF A DOPE”.
I fully believe NOBODY with an IQ over 50 would or should believe ANYTHING obama or his minions say anymore. The man is a case study in serial prevarication! I defy ANYONE to show ONE example of his truthfulness. Then you may show me the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny & A Liberal with a sense of humor!
So why exactly, did one of Romney's OWN STAFF, label him Mr. ETCH-A-SKETCH?
I know it's a toughy.
Running for president for a decade and he (and we) still don't know what his positions are.
Except one "Go to the emergency room."
Bush was crucified for such a callous clueless remark.
Guess Mittens missed it.
Dora...we do know his positions. They are not Obamas. Got my vote for that alone!
October 15, 2012 at 6:37pm
I do have one regret with respect to this rotten human dying yesterday. I only wish he would have lived long enough to see obama HUMILIATED in a landslide loss in 22 days, but further to see his last bad deed, obamacare repealed sometime in late January. THEN he should die! HE HURT A LOT OF HARD WORKING PEOPLE WHOM TRUSTED HIM TO HELP THEM!