BILLARY IS RUNNING!??!
Wow, that threw me for a loop! knocked me right off the toilet! Who could possibly have known?
The MSM would have attacked and destroyed any conservative with her credentials. The conservative would have been mercilessly humiliated and forced to concede the race before even getting out of the starting gate. The Clintons think that they are special; above the common man; not subject to normal rules and regulations, and so even with her dreadful history of scandal after scandal she feels that it is her right to rule. If you think that the last eight years were bad, then hang on to your hats because you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
April 12, 2015 at 9:47am
Does ‘Stupid’ know that he is treating with murderers, enslavers, torturers, people who would just as soon flush your life down the drain because you disagree with them. people who are responsible for spreading terrorism around the globe, people who sent their military to support the communist’s attempts to take over numerous countries, liars and the dregs of humanity?
Obviously he doesn’t care and is hell bent on establishing some kind of legacy for his term in office at any cost.
You guys need to do something about ‘stupid’ and his party. And soon.
 April 12, 2015 at 9:40am
If I park my Chev Equinox outside any KOHLS store my key fob fails to lock the door. It is whatever frequency their security system uses that interferes with the fob. I suspect it is something similar in these other cases.
 April 12, 2015 at 9:35am
This was the first time I have laughed out loud at an SNL sketch in years! In fact this was the funniest show they have put on in the last three years. Not that this is setting the bar particularly high of course.
 April 12, 2015 at 9:20am
Were those two of Obama’s sons? Looked like it . .. .. . ..
 April 12, 2015 at 9:10am
MOMRULES – “what is it” It is a group of ultra-liberal staff and students, trained to deal with any situation where a conservative idea threatens to enter a student’s or a group of student’s heads. They are dispatched from a near by Star Bucks where they have been sitting around in their tweed sports jackets with the leather patches on the sleeves, Che tea shirts apple watches and Mao coats. Within ten minutes of an outbreak they will arrive on scene in their smart cars and begin passing out copies of Mao’s little red book and large ‘doobies’. They have the power vest in them by the university to re-enroll any student into a liberal arts programme and in hard cases they can force a problem student to take numerous ‘women’s issues’ courses and in particularly hard cases the student is escorted to a year long course called ‘Islam. The religion of Peace’.
At the end of the ‘incident’ all Bias Response Team’ members return to Star Bucks where they tell each other what a great job they did.
Hope this helps Momrules.
 April 11, 2015 at 8:22am
 April 11, 2015 at 8:19am
I laughed. I cried. I will never be able to go to the grocery and look at all those bar codes again without breaking into loud, uncontrollable sobbing. It moved me, from the living room to the bathroom
And that scene where Mr. Potato Head gets his eyes ripped out . . . OH GOD. OH GOD. THE HORROR. THE HORROR. THE HORROR . . .. .. .. .
Troo, lol. Imagining "The Horror" without exclaiming it is pretty horrible in itself.
I bet those at the store are all old black and white movies.
@Japster: Keystone Kop Komedies...
 April 10, 2015 at 8:47am
This is just ‘cover’ so that the military can get the gate inside the mountain before anyone can identify it. Don’t worry. Jack is on the job.
 April 10, 2015 at 8:36am
Maybe I am missing something here, but it appears to me that all Jackson was saying was, let the system do it’s job. Just like the other shootings of Blax by police, all he wants is for the legal system to be allowed to operate and pass judgement. I can’t see any where in the conversation where Jackson claims that the cop was innocent. He just seems to be calling for due process so that Blax can see that the system works and is impartial, something that the usual bunch of Black holy men never do.
that's true, but he picked the worst shooting to make that point. If he had been making that point about Mike Brown he might have made himself useful. As it is, he seems like his brain is fried.
You are not missing anything, you are absolutely correct - Jackson was the ONLY one saying let the rule of law take it's due course - Both Hannity and Terrell were the lynchmob mentality - YES, it appears to be a totally unjustified shooting and that will be exposed in full view of our rule of law system
Exactly! Because the cop is white they want him hung in public immediately, no trial, no facts of the case, just immediate conviction. They have an entirely different view when the killer is a black. In that case they want the facts argued a dozen times, with 3-4 trials and then they still won't accept the facts. The system in this case is working exactly like it should.
Mr. Jackson is doing exactly what Mr. Hannity and others did after the deaths or Mr. Brown and Mr. Garner (saying that we don't know all the facts and asking to let the legal system work), however in this case they have decided that the officer is guilty (full disclosure, I believe he is) and so cannot accept anyone questioning that conclusion. The only constant I've seen from Mr. Hannity is that he is always right and his opponents are always wrong -even if he previously held the same position as his opponent currently does.
Sure let's let the system work. But the only thing the system's going to be sorting out is if this now ex-cop is going to be convicted of 2nd degree murder, or manslaughter. There are simply ZERO scenarios where this guy walks.
I don't care what happened before, but the suspect turns and runs away (not even that fast), and the cop pumped 8 bullets into him. He was a threat to no one. The cop shot him most likely because he just didn't feel like running after him... not because he felt the fleeing suspect was a threat.
 April 8, 2015 at 8:00pm
Look on the bright side.
If anyone can screw up the agreement with Iraq without actually being involved in the process, it’s jokin’ Joe Biden. Maybe he can grope a few Burhkas on the way out.
April 8, 2015 at 8:37am
Well SNL has sucked for quite a while now, but at least we still have Biden. And he seems to have no trouble coming up with original material too!!
 April 8, 2015 at 8:25am
He should have used a short barrel scatter gun. The noise alone would have stunned them, making mop up easier.
April 7, 2015 at 8:45pm
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated into the collective.
April 7, 2015 at 8:40pm
I’ve been to China. I’ve seen what they allege is water. This kid is lucky a leach is all he picked up. Every river and every lake I saw looked and smelled like raw sewage.
 April 7, 2015 at 7:45am
“REALLY?”, “REALLY?” Ah the product of the college educated ‘word smith’ of the 21′st century!
Is this the level of literacy, the level of the usage of the English language to which we have declined? Are our expectations now so low that these two words are now quotable” It makes one wonder just how dreadfully illiterate the other corespondents were, that these two words were deemed to be ‘so good’ that they would be representation-ally quotable?
I am reasonably sure that such orators as Churchill, Kennedy, Reagan and even the king of the teleprompter now living at 1600, have never used such lazy, rhetorical short hand as this.
 April 4, 2015 at 8:38am
Hey! Canadian University students can be just as horrid if not worse than American students! Just last week I personally saw at least ten of them ‘J-walking’. And last fall there were reports of several students being quite rude to a cab driver and only tipping him 10% when he dropped them at the wrong address.
Canadian University students are far from perfect!!
 April 4, 2015 at 8:28am
As is usually the case, when Americans talk about Canadian health care, in fact when Americans talk about a lot of things, you don’t know what you are talking about. But with Obama care you soon will.
 April 3, 2015 at 8:35am
Funny how it seems to change sides; first on the right side of her face, then the left and then back again . . … . .. . …….. .
they're called "selfies" = taken by herself with a mirror.
Do you know what a mirror is?
@HominidSmash Why in the world would anyone think a selfie would be a pic of a Mirror and not a normal pic. It’s not like we don’t have the tec to make a proper pic. I am dumbfounded by how stupid it is that a selfie came takes a mirrored pic.
BTW not all of us are narcissist, so people who are not narcissist would not know about all the in’s and outs of a selfie. I never heard of a Selfie stick till last week. Around these parts we keep the narcissism to a low.
her left side is still her left side morons. it is fake
The only 'morons' in this discussion are the ones not taking the fraction of common sense to notice one very important clue: Her name tag is backwards in the makeup photo.
So yeah, in the two pictures where it is on the 'opposite side' of her face it is just a picture taken in a mirror.
Be kind of ridiculous to do all the other beauty marks and make them exactly in the same spot every time as well don't you think?
Good grief. Dolts. Gotta be something wrong with everyone doesn't there?
LMAO. Were doomed
Holy crap.... is everyone just retarded today? Can't figure out a mirror?
Idiocracy is definitely the direction we are headed.....
Maybe there was a mirror effect in the photos.
If you take a picture of your reflection in a mirror the left side becomes the right and right side becomes the left.
First thing I thought was a mirror but worry not TROONORTH it's no reflection on you.
The pictures where it is on the right she is looking into a mirror.It doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure that out.She is beautiful GOD BLESS HER.
Birthmark??? What birthmark??
Can't be a mirror. To clean. For it to be a selfie one must have a mirror covered in toothpaste splatter and zit spunk.