User Profile: truthhasno

truthhasno

Member Since: November 15, 2011

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  • April 17, 2014 at 7:40am

    comon, uncle joe, theres no more coke on your nose

  • April 17, 2014 at 7:39am

    beavis and b u tt head

  • April 17, 2014 at 7:38am

    Beavis and Butthead

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  • April 5, 2014 at 7:42am

    The left Hand of Government has moved on from our wallets and into our pants!

  • April 5, 2014 at 7:25am

    10. He Wants to Spend more time in the garden
    9. He Wants to help Hillary run for president on condition he can be her office toyboy
    8. His Wife doesn’t get Fallon’s jokes so she needs David home to explain them to her
    7. Last week he forgot where the theater is and accidentally did the Opening Address at the UN
    6. Donald Trumps Hair has made an offer on Davids top floor
    5. Hes doing a new Reality show with Anthony Wiener called “Dick Dynasty”
    4. Bill Murray is Sick of visiting on the coach and has eyes on the big Desk
    3. The Wiggles want to hire him as the Grey Wiggle
    2. He Bought all the Central Park Horses and is starting home for worn out NY Icons
    1. Hes Well Deserving of A Long Rest after a Legendary Contribution to late night TV
    Go Bless Him
    Persistence is Everything

  • April 5, 2014 at 7:01am

    The Earth was filled with sin and Violence
    God Regretted making man after seeing what he had become and Decided to start over
    Choosing Noah and his family he restarted the entire human race
    Choosing a handfull of animals he restarted animal life
    Science Says that the ark would not have had enough room or even floated
    But – Is not science based on being able to reproduce the results to prove the theory?
    And My Final Point
    If God Can Raise poeple from the dead, part the red sea, make the earth stop for an hour
    make the sun go backwards
    Then Keeping and overloaded ark together is no-problem for God

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  • April 5, 2014 at 6:53am

    Wheres the outrage?

  • April 5, 2014 at 6:50am

    Sergey?
    Yes Igor…
    when we invade Alaska, Can I Get an autographed photo with Sarah Palin?….Shes My Favourite!
    russian woman are borsht! after I saw Sarah on Discovery Channel

  • April 4, 2014 at 6:18pm

    America Soooo Sensitive to words
    Oh I got a booboo Sing Me Soft Kitty!

  • April 4, 2014 at 6:13am

    I Just Wanna See the Exploding Heads!

  • April 4, 2014 at 6:11am

    Thankyou Blaze for this story
    Thankyou

  • April 4, 2014 at 6:03am

    IF Every Home has one
    (in a locked gun-safe to keep out of kids hands)
    New York would have a very very low Crime Rate
    And Obamacare premiums would quadruple for Burglers!

  • April 4, 2014 at 6:00am

    Mozilla,
    You have ejected your ceo based on a belief that is personally held
    If he was Gay and you ejected him for that you would be the ones being sacked
    Fact : This Is Bigotry Plain and Simple, Followed by horrendous hypocrisy

  • April 4, 2014 at 5:51am

    Dear Lord Jesus Christ
    I Pray that Athiests start minding their own business,and Find out you are real and care about them
    Amen
    So Bill ME!

  • April 4, 2014 at 5:49am

    stooopid

  • April 4, 2014 at 5:48am

    Shame!

  • April 4, 2014 at 5:47am

    You’d think not wearing a Bra would make more room in your heart for other folks

  • April 3, 2014 at 5:57pm

    if nick cage can keep up that face for two hours
    I will endorse the movie sight unseen!

  • April 3, 2014 at 5:56pm

    A Flood is Coming!

  • April 3, 2014 at 5:53pm

    But of Course its not terrorism
    My BS Alarm is flashing its red light

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