“New Black Panther President Shabazz Tells Harlem Audience To Fight War Here At Home”
Well, to quote a certain drill sergeant:
“What is this Mickey Mouse ****? What in the name of Jesus H. Christ are you animals doing in my head? Why is Private Pyle out of his bunk after lights out?! Why is Private Pyle holding that weapon? Why aren’t you stomping Private Pyle’s guts out?”
“What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?! Didn’t mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?!”
September 17, 2011 at 1:44am
Yeah, nice office. So how come you can’t design a webpage that doesn’t look like it was made for blind old geezers? Does anyone there actually LOOK and PROFESSIONAL websites?
“NYC’s Muslim Cabbies Can Now Nix Racy Ads From Top of Cars”
In a parallel universe, this headline reads:
“NYC’s Christian Cabbies Fired For Nixing Racy Ads From Top of Cars”
Oh, wait. That’s THIS universe, too.
September 15, 2011 at 11:48pm
May he was hunting the wrong kind of animals …
Q: What is the difference between a skunk and a government thug, laying dead in the road?
A: There are skidmarks with the skunk.
September 15, 2011 at 11:41pm
“If you can‘t do the time don’t do the crime.”
What if the “crime” isn’t a crime?
What if the true criminals are government tyrants?
September 15, 2011 at 11:32pm
Michelle Obama: “For the first time in my adult lifetime, I am really proud of my country. And not just because Barack has done well, but because I think people are hungry for [Progressive communist] CHANGE. I have been desperate to see our country moving in that direction.”
And now that the country has tasted the treason that is Barack Hussein Obama and want his head on the spire of the White House …
Michelle Obama: “Look at that. Damn [American] flag.”
Come on, Obama propaganda Press! Hire your lip-readers and go over and over that clip from every angle!
September 15, 2011 at 11:10pm
Any man who comes “under fire” from ANY government agency is all right in my book!
Isn’t that the very same agency that tried to prevent “natural milk” producers from putting on their cartons:
“Produced without antibiotics, synthetic growth hormones, or pesticides”?
AND when that failed, forced them to add this government approved “disclaimer”:
“no significant difference has been shown between milk derived from rBST-treated and non-rBST-treated cows”?
Search on-line, people! THEY … ARE … POISONING … YOU.
September 15, 2011 at 10:52pm
It is the PATRIOTIC DUTY of EVERY RED-BLOODED AMERICAN to buy your Easy Bake Oven on eBay (or some other 2nd-hand market) and stock up on 100W bulbs for this and future generations!
Oh … and impeach, arrest, try, and hang for high crimes against America … Barack Hussien Obama, AKA Barry Obama, AKA Barry Soetoro (illegal alien, Kenyan national).
Oh … and nuke Washington DC from orbit (just to be sure).
“Hi, this is Mike Huckabee and want to thank you for taking my call.
“I’m calling today because the nation’s largest atheist organization, the Freedom From Religion Foundation, has claimed that our historic National Day Of Prayer is unConstitutional. This is going to prevent the time honored tradition from taking place ever again.
“Can you imagine our children and grand-children growing up in a society where we are forbidden to pray as a nation?
“It’s unthinkable, but the reality is that all public mention of God would be erased if Freedom From Religion Foundation wins this case.
“If they see a victory here, there’s going to be a renewed effort to rewrite our National Motto and the Pledge Of Allegiance, both of which refer to our Creator.
“That’s why we have to speak out against this right now. As a Christian, I’ve joined the National Committee For Faith And Family, which is dedicated to keeping God alive in our society and defend our God-given right to pray for our country.
“With so much at stake, I need you to be involved now more than ever, and help us protect the National Day Of Prayer. Thanks, and God bless you.”