Please, fellow citizens.
Think self reliance before calling the police.
More times than not Deputy Jelly Doughnut will come to the call and muddle things up.
This summer my wife and I were awakened by an intruder in our garage.
She picked up the phone to call the police. I told her, “No” and picked up two pistols.
Before I descended the stairs I bellowed, “Hey, I am coming down and I am heavily armed.”
Funny……The intruder disappeared. We went back to sleep.
"Jelly Doughnut" lol I was just thinking the one fat cop has not passed up many doughnut shops.
July 19, 2013 at 2:06pm
I think not, Prez.
You were too ladylike to put some whoop-ass on anybody, 35 years ago.
You probably would have just gotten a wedgy and had your shoe laces tied together, rather than what happened to Stud Trayvon.
People have been down in one of the two chambers discovered. Go to the original site to see more pics and read more about it.
April 22, 2013 at 2:16pm
If this murderer goes to a civilian trial…
He will have a dream team of attys.
He will have a jury of Islamists.
He will be found innocent because, “if his hoodie don’t fit they got to acquit”.
He spend the rest of his life searching golf courses for the real killer.
Obama will need to silence him and will send a drone code named Jack Ruby up his….
April 11, 2013 at 1:48pm
Billions of Bullets and Bunches of Bagpipes…Other than insanity, what is the connection?
HMMMMMM….I know. Just like in the Old West. Big Sis will command the illegals to,”DANCE, Pardners”….Then shoot at their feet and play a ditty on the pipes and drums.
YEEEEHAWWWWW. Some real hat throwing action.
February 2, 2013 at 5:01pm
All that smoke……Hey wait a minute is that a Bong Shotgun.
OH WOW…….Choom gang
January 31, 2013 at 12:50pm
Swap the 7,000 Personal Defense Weapons you ordered with “selective fire switches” for scissors.
The scissor selection will be; Blunt or Standard—-Right or Left Handed.
"Glass or plastic?"
your still dead
the Obama Plan
December 3, 2012 at 2:23pm
An emotional, tunnel vision, small minded reaction.
BUT…If had had taken this tragic event as a good time to extoll the virtues of The Second Amendment.
He would have been forced to recant and take sensitivity training classes, and maybe been driven from his job.
November 19, 2012 at 7:11pm
A horrific scenario…
Me and Hillary are speeding down the interstate at 70 mph….
She is driving….
Suddenly I notice she is not talking….I look over….she is asleep. Just like in the video…
Head nodding…drool at the corner of her mouth.
Do I enjoy the peace and quiet or wake her up?
November 6, 2012 at 12:45pm
Thank Goodness the UN sent the Election Observers.
I just heard that two European observers arrived in Alabama last night. Have no idea where they are now, but I live out in a rural area. Our polling station is only about two miles from here, so I doubt they will show up out here. More than likely they would stay either in Birmingham, Montgomery, or some comfortable bar.
HA!! I'm sure they are standing right outside next to the New Black Panthers.