Don’t do it, Gray. You’d probably get a disease by mere book contact with that evil, murderous witch.
Or you could sit it next to your server....
I understand that the paper that this particular book is made out of is very slippery and so shit won't stick to it....
Wolgang the Gray – I value my behind more than that.
I can however see it making great fire-starter fuel for the charcoal brickettes, though I do worry about it leaving a bitter aftertaste.
If Simon & Shuster has any class left they will at least use a good quality paper so they can follow in Sears & Roebucks Catalogue tradition of going to the outhouse for a good use , recycling before it became a word.
Be careful Wolf
You don’t want any of her sheite rubbing off on YOU!
I wonder if her book will just erase itself. ...you mean like with a cloth or something? lol She's such a condescending a-hole.
 October 6, 2015 at 11:43pm
@zapparules – Man, I don’t know what planet your logic comes from, but it sure makes zero sense here.
I can take a pencil off a student’s desk & stab you in the eyes & throat, causing you to bleed out and die. Does that mean that having pencils in school increases the chance for injury or death? A gun is a tool, just like a pencil. It is not the tool that increases the chance of injury or death, it is the crazy evil person that enters that environment, selects a tool, and uses it to harm or kill people. That is the cause, not the tool.
To quote previous analogies: If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words and forks make people fat.
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.
Please go back to the planet of wacky logic. You will be happier there & so will we. Have a safe trip.
 October 6, 2015 at 11:17pm
@ Mil-Dot – Trumps tax plan was spot on? Well, if you loved Obama’s tax plan, you should really like Trumps. Middle & upper pay more taxes, more at the bottom pay nothing. Sure sounds “fair” to me, NOT!!!! Just more redistribution of wealth. I’m not surprised at all, since Trump was a Democrat just a few years ago & said himself that the government works better when run by Democrats.
A vote for Trump is a vote for the Republican version of Obama.
 October 6, 2015 at 11:08pm
@ ModerateRepublican – You imply that the Private Sector doesn’t do anything to help the poor. I strongly disagree. I work for a large corporation and we frequently have food drives, toy drives, school supply drives, and numerous other events to help out those in need in our communities.
If the private sector, local churches, & (shock warning) the individuals take responsibility, we can help many people. Just remember, there were lots of people helped long before big government progressives came along & decided that Big Brother is best to look after everyone. The government is not mother, not father, sister or brother. It is a thief that steals from your pocket & makes it harder to be charitable. I would rather give my money to help people myself than have the government take it from me & give it to some of their crony friends.
 October 5, 2015 at 9:56pm
Because politicians weren’t in charge of Apollo missions. If government were in charge of inventing the airplane, we’d still be looking up at birds & say “Lookie Thar!”
If I were in a position to get it done, I’d build a wall that would make the Iron Curtain look like velvet rope. I’d start with two 30-ft high concrete reinforced blast walls 2-ft thick with broken glass along the top of the wall & concertina wire above that. In between the two walls would be a 50-ft no-mans land of razor wire. The walls would go down 20-ft into the ground & have seismic sensors to listen for tunneling. Any tunnels detected would be filled with mustard gas & sealed on the US side. Anyone climbing over the outer wall & falling into the sea of razor wire would be left there to rot. Anyone reaching the inner wall to scale will be shot. A clear warning that we will not accept people breaking into our country.
There would also be gates that safely allow people to enter the US (LEGALLY). They would be vetted at the border & not allowed any further until that was completed. Any lines could queue up on the Mexico & Canada sides (Yep border wall on both South & North sides) & they can deal with taking care of potential refugees. Anyone trying to enter the US that is in Canada or Mexico illegally will automatically be refused entry into the US. If you don’t obey the laws of our neighboring countries, we don’t want you.
You want to enter legally, welcome! Illegally? Best turn back!
 September 30, 2015 at 10:11pm
That’s it, take my response & leave me sitting here with nothing else to say. 8-)
 September 29, 2015 at 11:39pm
Rand Paul – “…I just chose not to call people liars on the senate floor…”
So Rand, you’re saying Ted can’t get anything done in Congress because he told the truth & the liars have sad hearts and want to take their toys & go home to pout?
If Congress is so petty that they can’t stand up to someone calling them out, maybe we just need to march down there, grab these babies by their ears, & drag them back to their respective states & send up people that are willing to fight to SAVE THIS NATION & stop it from circling the drain.
 September 29, 2015 at 11:32pm
What about Louie Gohmert? He challenged Boehner back in Jan? Has something changed with him where he isn’t a good choice to try again now that “Cryin’ Johnny” is finally leaving???
Louie Gohmert explained why he wouldn’t be trying for majority leader at the Values Voter Summit. Feel free to look up the website and listen to him for yourself.
I live in Texas follow Louie met him twice went on his capital tour he was a former judge and is a rock of conservatism.
 September 29, 2015 at 10:20pm
I don’t hate the people, I hate the sins they do. Yes, we are all sinners, but the big difference is that when I sin, I repent for I know I have gone against God. These people sin and then flaunt it around for all to see and brag about how they are proud of it.
Jesus told the adulterer “Go and sin to more.”
I don’t support homosexuality, nor do I support adultery, murder, lying, stealing, of any of the many other sins people commit. I refuse to go to a gay pride parade, but I would also refuse to go to an adulterer pride parade, or a lying pride parade (why I haven never gone to see Obama). It isn’t because of the people, but their actions. If ISIS turned from their evil ways & repented (truly, not doing Taquia), I would gladly go and welcome them back into humanity.
If that not the Politically Correct response to today’s crumbling morals, I really don’t care. My life here is a blink of cosmic time. I plan for the long run, not short term.
 September 29, 2015 at 9:40pm
@ cyoung666 – When you live in a country where the leaders always lie instead of telling the truth, you get a bit jumpy. Only have to burn your hand on the stove once to learn to be wary.
It is fine if you trust everyone completely. It is fine that you ignore history and how things just like this has lead to tyranny. You can believe anything you want, just like we can believe what we want. Just remember, if you ever hear breaking glass in the middle of the night, don’t call us for help.
P.S. Since you seem to be so trusting, you might as well cancel your car insurance, health insurance, life insurance, home owners insurance, and sleep with your doors unlocked. After all, we’re all just a bunch of paranoids. The world is perfectly safe and nobody has any alterior motives.
 September 29, 2015 at 9:33pm
I already have an answer ready if my doctor (or anyone else) asks me if I own guns…
“Do you own any guns?”
“Tell you what, before I answer that, why don’t you tell me your wife’s bra size and what her favorite sexual position is?”
“That’s none of your business!”
“Bingo! Whether or not I own any guns is none of yours, or the governments, business.”
 September 28, 2015 at 11:35pm
@ WiserWords2 – “Carson appears to be the one ignorant about Islam. If he were educated about the subject, he would have no problem listing the specific points he finds objectionable.”
Allow me, quotes from the Koran:
Surah (Chapter) 8:12 “I am with you: give firmness to the Believers: I will instil terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers: smite ye above their necks and smite all their finger-tips off them.”
Surah 2:191-193 “And kill them wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out. And Al-Fitnah [disbelief or unrest] is worse than killing… but if they desist, then lo! Allah is forgiving and merciful. And fight them until there is no more Fitnah [disbelief and worshipping of others along with Allah] and worship is for Allah alone. But if they cease, let there be no transgression except against Az-Zalimun (the polytheists, and wrong-doers, etc.)” http://www.noblequran.com/translation/surah2.html
A religion that teaches to kill any non-believers (non-Muslims) is incompatible with the Constitution, which guarantees everyone religious freedom. As a Christian, I can live next door to a Muslim & be friendly & cordial (as long as they aren’t trying to kill me, enslave my wife, kill my dog, or interfere in my right to live as a free man in this country. Go to Saudi Arabia & tell me how many churches or synagogs there are. I have been there, Bibles are forbidden in the Sharia Law country. Islam is NOT compatible with the Constitution.
 September 28, 2015 at 11:18pm
@ WiserWords2 – “Your comment makes no sense. There are Muslims of all races.”
Then please explain why liberals call people racist if they speak out against Islam?
Also you said ” Racism isn’t about how you feel about yourself, it”s how you feel about others.”
According to your statement, all black people using the N-word in reference to other black people are racist. If you disagree with that, then you can’t possibly say that a white person using the N-word in reference to a black person is racist because maybe the white person is using it as a term of endearment, just as a black person can. If you’re saying only black people can use the N-word as a term of endearment, then you are again being racist.
 September 25, 2015 at 8:15pm
Obersaber – does the word FOOM! conjure an image? /8-)
 September 25, 2015 at 7:17pm
I wonder how ISIS would react if we dropped thousands of cluster bombs loaded with pig fat all over their AO?
With this lawless regime nothing surprises me, the gay Marxist has been trampling the constitution since the day he was 'elected'. He'll do much more damage before his reign of terror comes to it's conclusion. He's a mad man and the only people who can't see that are his brain dead worshipers.
[-1] September 24, 2015 at 10:50pm
We lost what little faith we still had in the Republican Party? We should all march to Washington with a bunch of rails, feathers, & tar & send them ALL packing in the traditional manner befitting scabrous dogs of their ilk!
 September 24, 2015 at 9:30pm
Fair enough Snowblown, I stand corrected.
 September 24, 2015 at 9:27pm
These school apologies always make me wonder if they are sad for the true reason they should be or sad because they got caught? Is there nobody at these schools that checks the stuff they pass out to students (quality control)?
What is next, the ISIS coloring book for kindergartners that lets them color the outlines of beheaded infidels, women and girls being raped, and children being crucified?
I am SOOO glad that my children are grown up. I would be home schooling if they were still of age. Department of Education, BAH!