User Profile: XGP15A226

XGP15A226

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  • [27] July 26, 2016 at 1:41pm

    WOW!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES!

    SteamRollEVERYTHING!

    Freaking unreal, can believe we won one!

    WOW!

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  • [-3] July 26, 2016 at 1:39pm

    try not being a

    http://static.panoramio.com/photos/large/18463618.jpg

    Couldn’t hurt :D

  • July 26, 2016 at 1:25pm

    ROOOOLLLLLL EVVVVEEERRYYYYTHIINNGG!!!”

    Then he bit down on all the yummy cyanide pills he could, detonated the Nuke, and SteamRolled.

    He rolled on

    and on

    and on and on

    and saved us all.

    And so everyone on Earth got attractive and then got liad.

    And freedom and food and drugs populated the world.

    and Rainbows, everywhere.

    The Universe was conqured much sooner than thought as a result.

    The govt made catgirls and everyone liked that too.

    Thank you sexy celebrity women

    Thank you worlds fattest man.

    One day we to will learn to SteamRoll, perhaps on Earth too.

    We will teach our children, and our childrens children what they can really do the second they hit 1 Ton.

    One day

    to save us all

    Once again

  • July 26, 2016 at 1:25pm

    In 1996 scientists decidid that human exploration of Mars was necessary.

    One man would go, but none would return.

    They needed a true hero, a man with nothing to lose.

    A man who has everything.

    Can do anything.

    Can be anything.

    so they chose The World’s Fattest Man.

    In order to give the worlds fattest man true courage, the US government paid 1 Billion Dollars to any and all sexy celebrity women who would sleep with the world’s fattest man.

    Once sexing all the women of his dreams, the world’s fattest man (henceforth referred to as the worlds fattest man or 1tonstramrolleverything) had nothing to lose.

    He then, of course, agreed to go on a One Man Suicide Mission to Mars.

    To Save Us All.

    The Rocket that carried 1tonsteamrolleverything to his destination was the B-128-22–1-n!. Shaped like a coconut crab, and sprayed top down with internet memes, the craft was deemed invincible.

    Inside The Craft the worlds fattest man would ride around is in Rascall, or simply SteamRoll in small spurts to get around, eat, or sex the many many women provided by the holodeck.

    Upon landing, 1tonsteamrolleverything looked up at the Sun and began his long treck to the top of that giant mountain on Mars.

    The entire world watched him, we laughed, cried, and Anne Hathaway said that she would never ware underware again in his honor.

    eventually the worlds fattest man reached his destination.

    NASA said, “OK 1ton, it’s time to do your thing, good luck and godspeed”

    He said “STEEEAAAMMM

  • July 26, 2016 at 1:20pm

    I’m the one you don’t want to deal with ;D

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  • [1] July 26, 2016 at 1:14pm

    #rounduptheleft

  • July 26, 2016 at 8:05am

    I wonder who you morons will use once you’ve used the gays up?

  • [-2] July 26, 2016 at 6:03am

    Beck folded on the gay agenda a long time ago. He’ll still defend Christian’s not having to participate in gay related X…but he won’t accept those of us that just think it’s WRONG and and to get that view out there.

  • July 26, 2016 at 12:50am

    @Commie Infiltrators

    as I typed above:

    “Americans eat too much junk and throw away too much trash. ”

    #indoctrinatedyuppieyouth

    LMAO

    Thanks for making it easy : /

  • [-1] July 25, 2016 at 12:37am

    Well, you’re a waste and a glutton anyway : /

  • [4] July 24, 2016 at 9:43pm

    No now the freaking German governments’s stance is just not to call these attacks out as Islamist the more often they happen!

    Freaking insane. I hope the German people start to fight back.

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  • [1] July 24, 2016 at 7:32pm

    Thats called propaganda, bro.

    When people don’t act like people in order to prove a pint = lies = propaganda.

    mazes and monsters is the same BS voodoo talk as that infamous episode of ST. X-Files had one too. Every 90′s show had to have and anti videogame ep just as every 70′s show had to have a “lesson” episode. Cigarettes, booze, how racist republicans are. All propaganda and all part of the plan.

    Why? To shut down and or reign in a medium, to shut devs down or force them to add messages into their titles OR thank them for doing so. \

    How about an episode of “Popular TV Show” where the crew is consumed by watching a sport and loses control of the ship? THAT would reflect real life. This is a blip of stupid people with a mindless game. Flappy bird, angry birds, bejeweled. All the same shovelware app garbage and guys like you eat propaganda you were fed years ago and see one thing when you ought be seeing another.

  • July 24, 2016 at 5:33pm

    “Americans eat too much junk and throw away too much trash. ”

    #indoctrinatedyuppieyouth

    LMAO

    Thanks for making it easy : /

  • [-2] July 24, 2016 at 5:14pm

    Oh shut up you dumbass goosestepper. I’ll see you from a mile away before you and your buddies can march me into a camp!

  • July 24, 2016 at 5:14pm

    Now, to quote myself: “I wonderhow much anti-USA propaganda is/has been hidden in pokemon titles…” So, you gave me 2 in the form of the monsters themselves, ok.

    Thanks for answering my question a lil

  • July 24, 2016 at 3:28pm

    And when you’re dumb as a brick you tend not to see what’s right in front of you!

  • [50] July 24, 2016 at 3:18pm

    German-Iranian

    “Obsessed with mass shootings” is the media tagline.

    “Troubled teen”

    Not buying it, commies! Don’t care about your “evidence to the contrary”, professor!

    IT IS ABOUT ISLAM, has to be. and they will try to cover it up to here and from now on when they can.

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  • [4] July 24, 2016 at 3:13pm

    I wish he’d broken the backs of the entire gang. Good on though : /

  • [-4] July 24, 2016 at 3:11pm

    Gaming Historian is a great channel:

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnbvPS_rXp4PC21PG2k1UVg

    I have warned for years that the gaming industry will go the way of the movie, novel, and comics industries and be riddled with leftist propaganda and it is happening more and more and more. I wonder how much anti-USA propaganda is/has been hidden in pokemon titles…

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  • July 24, 2016 at 2:15am

    Bruja is my favorite witch ;D

    Hexen (or Hessen?) is good too.

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