User Profile: Yellowhoard

Yellowhoard

Member Since: November 04, 2010

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  • April 14, 2014 at 4:30pm

    My favorite SWA joke was, “Make sure that your seats and trays are in the upright position and that your seat belts are latched because the Captain is gonna try something really cool.”

  • April 2, 2014 at 6:17pm

    Zero Hedge has been reporting on this for 6 years. Now, suddenly a famous author writes about it, gets on 60 minutes, and an attractive Asian/Canadian offers a new exchange that’s ‘not corrupt’.

    I smell a fresh Hegelian dialectic coming our way.

    Crooked markets crash, people lose everything, and our choice is already clear, shut down the old corrupt exchanges and move on to the new ‘honest’ exchange.

    After all, we didn’t all just lose our lives savings because of the banksters greed, no, it was the exchanges.

    Phew! Problem solved. Let’s all just stop pointing fingers and move on with our lives.

  • March 28, 2014 at 6:49pm

    ATTENTION BLAZE EDITORS:

    Stop it with the liberal application of the word “Hilarious” to describe your stories.

    I would file this and hundreds of other “Hilarious” stories as “Mildly Amusing”.

    Seriously.

    I’m done now.

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  • March 18, 2014 at 2:09pm

    The Surgeon General should be a serious physician, not an activist. Therefore, I think Congress should pass a law requiring the Surgeon General to be the Presidents ER doctor at all times. That ought to weed out the goofballs pretty quickly.

  • February 14, 2014 at 6:02pm

    I can already hear the Obama Energy Secretary defending this.

    “Many of these birds were unwanted birds. Some were not living fulfilled lives anyway. Some birds just had it coming to them. Accordingly, we are committed to serving these delicious “green” roasted birds to the homeless population. Forward!

  • February 3, 2014 at 5:45pm

    Jamie Casino? Seriously?

    That’s got to be a made up name, like Buck Naked, or Peter North.

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  • January 23, 2014 at 4:56pm

    My first instinct is to say NO!

    On second thought though, I guess The Blaze has to run crap like this to get the clueless to the site where maybe they will be exposed to information that they won’t find anywhere else.

    So, OK, run this drivel. But, please, for god’s sake, get a real editor. I spot at least 10 fairly obvious spelling and grammar mistakes every week. And, most of the article that you describe as “Hilarious” aren’t.

  • January 9, 2014 at 9:18am

    Everyone is missing the larger issue here.

    With governments around the world firmly in control of healthcare, it is natural for them to begin dictating precisely how we proles live our lives.

    The low hanging fruit, fat people, comes first. Then, we can move on to a larger brave new world, Logan’s Run type of system.

    We’re only an economic crash away from being shamed into killing ourselves for the greater good of society.

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  • January 8, 2014 at 7:42pm

    Rookie move.

    Guarantee it was a semi auto.

    She ejected the magazine and thought that it was safe.

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  • December 21, 2013 at 6:38pm

    OK. Here’s the deal. The guy washing the car will not be ticketed for washing in a public place. He will be ticketed for allowing the dirty wash water to enter the storm sewer instead of a sanitary sewer.

    I don’t agree with these laws, but that’s the law. Car wash waste water goes into sanitary sewers after it deposits excess dirt into a pit that is cleaned periodically and hauled to a state regulated dump.

    This cop is obviously doing the bidding of a friend. He’s a jerk. He’s just not smart enough to apply the appropriate environmental laws.

  • December 10, 2013 at 12:56pm

    I remember reading about Abe Lincoln in grade school.

    His wife Mary invented the practice of Necklacing her political opponents with wagon wheels and setting them on fire to terrify anyone that stood in the way of her husbands ascendancy to the White House.

    And who can forget the stories of Coretta King Necklacing Martin’s rivals and watching them slowly burn to death at American intersections.

  • December 4, 2013 at 3:15pm

    If he is hired by another network, it will say volumes about that network.

    In reply to the story Martin Bashir Resigns From MSNBC

  • November 27, 2013 at 12:57pm

    Is there anything Obama can’t do?

    With his super profiling powers and Harry Ried’s ability to smell tourists when they tour the Capitol building, we really do have League Of Super Heroes in control of America.

    I’ve never been more proud!

  • November 17, 2013 at 8:56pm

    Sadly, Bill is a disinformation specialist.

    CBS knew that their source was checkered. Yet, they did a segment based on someone who could be discredited.

    ORielly is part of the machine.

    Obviously, anyone who is interested in Bengazi is a loon now that we know how anyone who backs the “stand down”story” is only interested in promoting a book.

    Wake up dumbasses.

  • November 15, 2013 at 9:45am

    Having sent two children, boy and girl, through Catholic schools I have to agree with the campaign.

    Too many parents at the all girls school cared only about sports and social events when it came to their daughters educations.

    A few parents, myself included, we’re appalled by the near absence of scrutiny when it came to ineffective teachers. However, any meeting to raise money for synthetic turf for the field hockey field would be standing room only.

    It’s like these parents had no idea how incredibly important it is to get as good an education as possible.

    My children went on to elite universities and are thriving on their own now.

    I can’t say the same thing for the party every weekend crowd who were told that they were special and that everything would turn out just fine regardless of effort.

  • November 14, 2013 at 5:23pm

    Piers, most people have had years to learn precisely what a horrible douche bag that you are.

    So, it is perfectly reasonable to expect millions of Americans to sign a petition to request your extraction from our country.

    Most people are only beginning to appreciate just how awful ObamaCare really is.

    Give us time. We will all eventually hate ObamaCare as much as we despise you.

  • November 10, 2013 at 9:31am

    This guy wins the 2013 Darwin Award hands down in my opinion.

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  • October 30, 2013 at 3:30pm

    I hope the three year old has at least three male witnesses or she could spend years in prison for having sex out of wedlock.

  • October 25, 2013 at 5:01pm

    ObamaCare is awesome!

    Want to know why?

    Because Obama!

  • September 11, 2013 at 9:45pm

    http://www.ae911truth.org/

    This ought to get you started.