As long as I don’t have to wait in a hellishly long line, I’m down for that.
Oh, and I identify as a dolphin/wolf hybrid, so don’t hate!
 July 27, 2015 at 7:25pm
My daughter is adopted, and I’ve thanked G-d every day of her 12 year life. Her birth mom is my hero, and I can never repay her for the wonderful gift she has given me. The birth mom and I are still very close friends, and my daughter visits her regularly. Love and Life will always win!
 July 24, 2015 at 4:43am
I have more respect for mall cops.
 July 24, 2015 at 4:38am
What really gets my goat is when a TSA agent in a BURQA tries to give me attitude about my 2.5 ounce bottle of shampoo. SeaTac airport has more female muslims working there than all of the middle east put together. Kinda makes you wonder how they got their men to let them leave the house.
July 17, 2015 at 10:17pm
Yeah, it’s the same stuff that’s in the White House.
July 17, 2015 at 10:16pm
The smartest person in the world is the one who knows when to say “I don’t know.”
 June 29, 2015 at 2:03am
They’re going to need a bigger boat.
 June 23, 2015 at 8:20pm
Or if the woman is very overweight, she ends up looking like an ice cream cone.
 June 23, 2015 at 8:19pm
I am very happy to be a modest dresser, and I LOVE my maxi skirts! I look back at my skinny jeans days (80′s) and just shake my head. You are correct, that both men and women treat me with much more respect and dignity now.
What freaks me out is that some college campuses are telling women to wear really tight jeans to “prevent date rape” because they are so hard to get off. So basically, if you’re going to get drunk at a frat party, make sure your fashion choice can double as a chastity belt.
I tip my hat to you Yocheved, and touche.
June 21, 2015 at 9:45pm
“Savage” is a BEHAVIOR, not a color or race. Get it straight.
June 17, 2015 at 8:37pm
Tom K, you owe me some brain bleach! What in the name of puppies is that horrid macrame project on her head?
This is how we know she’s white, because no self respecting Black woman would ever wear that hot mess.
June 17, 2015 at 8:33pm
I identify myself as a panda bear. That way I get white privilege and black privilege at the same time. Trans-racial-trans-species UNITE!
June 14, 2015 at 7:05pm
I just wanna say “Dayyyum girl, who does yer hair?”
 June 10, 2015 at 9:26am
I logged in just to vote this DOWN. This child’s pure and innocent soul is now rejoicing in the arms of her Maker.
June 2, 2015 at 5:16pm
If that’s her biggest complaint in life, she’s pretty darn blessed! #firstworldproblems
May 19, 2015 at 8:55pm
I’m Ultra Orthodox, and I take offense at your last sentence. SOME Jews are problems, whether they are Reform, Orthodox, or secular. SOME black people, SOME white people…
Get my drift? Please check your bias at the door, and try to get out more often.
May 19, 2015 at 8:37pm
Me too. I have PTSD from abuse, and I don’t keep my weapon within easy reach. I do have a lock on my bedroom door, so that gives me a few extra seconds to wake up, find the weapon, and assess the situation.
In my state, you can’t shoot unless they are inside your home, so if someone is coming in the window, you’d better make sure they’re 3/4 of the way in. If they fall outside, you’ll have a lot of ‘spliainin’ to do.
[-1] May 19, 2015 at 8:32pm
IMHO, the charges should be against the parents. On all sides, but especially the shooter.
I have a daughter with extreme anxiety issues, especially at night. She has NO idea where I keep my weapon, and she never will until she is old enough to have proper training and get her own license. As a matter of fact, lately I’m thinking she won’t be old enough until she’s in the IDF, and I’ll let them handle teaching her.
May 10, 2015 at 10:39pm
I like most of Prince’s music, but I wish he’d stick to songs that make me want to get drunk and have sexy fun times.
He’s bringing down my buzz, man.
 May 10, 2015 at 10:34pm
I’m a Religious Zionist and a Libertarian. Decisions, indeed!