User Profile: your_imaginary_friend


Member Since: August 27, 2012


  • [4] March 19, 2016 at 1:22pm

    You’ll sing a different tune my friend when the world is over-run by zombie polar bears. Hey how about the sub needs to surface for some emergency reason (think Red October) to get the crew off.

  • March 9, 2016 at 10:50pm

    How do we lobby DirecTV for this?

  • [4] March 9, 2016 at 10:39pm

    Oh so ‘the Donald’ has been bankrupt, ehh Debbie?
    Didn’t Hillary claim to be ‘flat broke’ when the Clintons left the white house?

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  • [14] November 4, 2015 at 3:16pm

    I worked election boards in NJ for many years. The only time I ever saw anything untoward was 2001 when many people arrived at the polls offering ID. It was not requested nor required mind you people just showed up and shoved their ID in my face asking to vote. I recal seeing MANY MANY expired driver’s licenses and being told by the Democrat head of the board ‘If they’re in the book, they get to vote.’ No one EVER got challenged. Eventually one person showed up who was NOT in the book and I was required to give her what is called a ‘provisional ballot’ which were supposedly only for emergencies (like power outages and floods) and even then the voter gave me hell about how she was being disenfranchised and her vote wouldn’t be counted.

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  • [1] November 2, 2015 at 8:07am

    I noticed that [hobbyist vs. commercial] thing too but upon reflection it is possible to buy a $50 ‘hobbyist’ level quadcopter that takes decent video. The QC shown costs about $3000.

  • September 20, 2015 at 7:51am

    and then there’s this,

  • September 20, 2015 at 7:30am

    Someone added bluetooth to the Radio Shack’s BonePhone from the 80′s.

  • [5] September 14, 2015 at 7:23am

    [Waiting for the 'Mecca-Crane-Collapse-Was-An-Inside-Job' videos on youtube] That secret 9-11 conspiracy between the Bin Laden and Bush families works both ways. I mean you just know someone will spin this as Bush’s fault.

  • September 14, 2015 at 7:10am

    Except for the intrusion of CPS this almost sounds like an episode of some alternative living show on HGTV, like ‘You live in what? or Tiny House nation.

  • [5] July 26, 2015 at 11:47am

    I’ve coined a new word for Hillary. ‘Contemptress’.

  • July 8, 2015 at 3:50pm

    ^ sarcasm ^

  • [7] July 8, 2015 at 3:50pm

    Clearly you all fail to understand the imminent threat this slogan poses to the environment. ‘Suns out guns out’ is right-wing code for a covert plan to eliminate the sun but not for the honorable purpose of reducing global warming. No. Once the sun has been extinguished, THEN the revolution can begin under cover of darkness

    ^ sarcasm ^

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  • July 6, 2015 at 6:21am

    I was surprised to see a flagless General Lee plastic model kit in Walmart on Friday (July 3rd) I’d expect either the item to be scooped up by collectors or removed from shelves, but what I saw was new box art with the flag removed from the car’s roof (I expect it is still in the decals) either way I’m curious about one thing. This whole kerfuffle began about 2 weeks ago. How did the makers of the model got the new flagless art work changed, printed, and onto store shelves so fast? It’s almost like they knew this was coming.

  • [2] June 28, 2015 at 11:46pm

    Am I jaded that a part of me half expects to learn this recent rash of shark attack is at least in part hyping the upcoming Shark Week on the Discovery Channel?

  • December 9, 2014 at 7:16am

    This is Barry’s audition reel for his post POTUS job with CNN.
    Mark my words. When Elliot Spitzer was run out of office as Client Number 9 (or whatever) I was first to say he’d end up with a TV news gig. Granted Elliot couldn’t hold onto that gig ratings-wise but you know MSNBC (among others) would give their eye teeth to bask daily in the presence of BHO and would pay anything to have him hanging out around their offices.

  • October 29, 2014 at 1:00pm

    My wife bemoaned more than a decade ago that it was nearly impossible to find nice ‘Easter dresses’ for our young daughters to wear to church. For several years all, any of the major chain stores carried dress-wise, in their spring collections were things like leopard prints.

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  • October 1, 2014 at 10:51pm

    One guys showed me 5 different drivers licenses some had holes punched in them, maybe because he had DUI’s or something, I don’t know, but that is still unique in my experience. One well dressed woman a was not in the book and started to read me the riot act in a very lawyer-ly fashion. She never offered any additional ID, just stated her residential address (which was in the district) yet she was not in the book. So after circling the conversation into some civil territory we let her fill out a provisional ballot. She went off to the corner where that was done in a bit of a huff and upon submitting her ballot very loudly informed everyone in the room thatr she ahd been disenfranchised. At which point it was my turn to read her the riot act about causing a public disturbance when she had in fact just legally voted.

  • October 1, 2014 at 10:49pm

    From the mid 1980′s to about 2005 I worked election boards in NJ. We had a book. The board worker asked your name, and looked it up. If you were in the book and could confirm your date of birth, you could vote. If you weren’t in the book I might ask your address and cross reference that with a map that indicated districts and their polling places. Sometimes I sent them a few blocks over. Sometimes I sent them across the street. Sometimes they were in the right place but weren’t in the book. then they were allowed to fill out a ‘provisional ballot’ that would be checked by higher ups at the county office. In the 2000 Presidential election it was as if the populace had gone insane. Every third voter made a huge show of trying to prove who they were by offering some sort of ID. No one asked them for ID they just were intent on pushing it in our faces.

  • [-1] June 7, 2014 at 8:12am

    Kick, Ol’ rant is making a reference to something Mr. Morgan’s character [Tracy Jordan] did on the show 30 Rock. I’ll admit to watching reruns of 30 Rock being one of my guilty pleasures, and I think that on the show Tracy Morgan has spoken some of the funniest non-sequiturs ever uttered on television, and his short lived sitcom The Tracy Morgan Show was a fabulous blend of modern and old school tropes.

  • [2] June 7, 2014 at 7:56am

    Another college hostage situation? Oh but this one is in Iraq. How will the left blame this on Violent Video Games, the NRA, and Right-Wing talk radio?