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your_imaginary_friend

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  • So… let me check that I have this right.

    The joke is that Al Sharpton had some IRS problems (a billion years ago politically speaking) so he is qualified to speak on the current IRS scandal?
    Seriously who looked at that script outline and thought “Yes!!! Do This! This IS COMEDY GOLD!!!’

    When (if ever) was the last time an Al Sharpton impersonation was relevant?
    Way to keep it fresh Keenan Thompson. You show those liberals at SNL that you are good for something other than… uhh gee, what else is he good for?

    So many great have come before you sir.
    Garret Morris is still alive and working on Two Broke Girls.
    Eddie Murphy still has a career (despite Meet Dave)
    Hell I even enjoy Tracy Morgan.

    Mr. Thompson began his career as part of a duo called Keenan and Kel (Mitchel).
    Kel was the funny one, so naturally SNL hired Mr. Thompson.

    And FYI to the faux Mr. Sharpton, ‘that guy’ does not make horseshoes.
    He brews beer, somewhere near Boston, I think.

  • This could explain why I, who have been out of work for 3 years, and volunteer time to New York State Right to Life, got audited for 2012.

  • MSNBC motto: “If its important, intelligent, or true, it’s news to us.”

    Yup, no question about it, if Dick ‘Pooter’ Harpootlian had an (R) by his name he’d be perp-walked onto a bus headed for sensitivity training camp (aka Gitmo) by now.

  • How is Obama reducing your tax refund?
    This year the tax law only allowed taxpayers to claim EIC deductions for 3 eligible children, instead of 4.

  • “If a Palestinian suicide bomber kills several dozen Israeli teenagers in a Jerusalem restaurant, is that an act of terrorism or wartime retaliation against Israeli government policies and army actions?”

    If these are the only facts stated in the question it is an easy answer.
    Suicide bomber = terrorist.

    The question does not explicitly tell us that the Israeli teens are active military, it has to be assumed that they are civilian non combatants. Another pertinent fact not stated: ‘Was the Palestinian bomber matriculated at a college in Ohio?’

  • Despite his tweets, I’d wager McFarland probably peed himself laughing at this. Heck, given a year or two of time and distance FG probably would have made the exact same joke.

  • Funny how the bombing of the Boston Marathon was perfectly timed to push the Gosnell story out of the news cycle.

    The Gosnell abortion trial story was finally just breaking into the news cycle that same morning.

    Coincidence?

    Like the instagram post said ‘Darkness cannot dispel darkness’.

  • The only thing you need to know is that the bombing of the Boston Marathon was perfectly timed to push two stories out of the news cycle.

    First, Catholic Bishops for Life marched Monday on Albany New York in protest of Governor Cuomo’s abortion expansion bill.

    Second the Gosnell abortion trial story was finally just breaking into the news cycle that same morning.

    Coincidence?

  • Tuesday morning must-reads

    April 16, 2013 at 8:29am

    The only thing you need to know is that the bombing of the Boston Marathon was perfectly timed to push two stories out of the news cycle.

    First, Catholic Bishops for Life marched Monday on Albany New York in protest of Governor Cuomo’s abortion expansion bill.

    Second the Gosnell abortion trial story was finally just breaking into the news cycle that same morning.

    Coincidence?

  • The only thing you need to know is that the bombing of the Boston Marathon was perfectly timed to push two important stories out of the news cycle.

    First, Catholic Bishops for Life marched today on Albany New York in protest of Governor Cuomo’s abortion expansion bill.

    Second the Gosnell abortion trial story was finally just breaking into the news cycle that same morning. Having received moments of coverage that morning the media can now ignore the story claiming it to be ‘old news’.

    Coincidence?