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your_imaginary_friend

Member Since: August 27, 2012

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  • October 1, 2014 at 10:51pm

    One guys showed me 5 different drivers licenses some had holes punched in them, maybe because he had DUI’s or something, I don’t know, but that is still unique in my experience. One well dressed woman a was not in the book and started to read me the riot act in a very lawyer-ly fashion. She never offered any additional ID, just stated her residential address (which was in the district) yet she was not in the book. So after circling the conversation into some civil territory we let her fill out a provisional ballot. She went off to the corner where that was done in a bit of a huff and upon submitting her ballot very loudly informed everyone in the room thatr she ahd been disenfranchised. At which point it was my turn to read her the riot act about causing a public disturbance when she had in fact just legally voted.

  • October 1, 2014 at 10:49pm

    From the mid 1980′s to about 2005 I worked election boards in NJ. We had a book. The board worker asked your name, and looked it up. If you were in the book and could confirm your date of birth, you could vote. If you weren’t in the book I might ask your address and cross reference that with a map that indicated districts and their polling places. Sometimes I sent them a few blocks over. Sometimes I sent them across the street. Sometimes they were in the right place but weren’t in the book. then they were allowed to fill out a ‘provisional ballot’ that would be checked by higher ups at the county office. In the 2000 Presidential election it was as if the populace had gone insane. Every third voter made a huge show of trying to prove who they were by offering some sort of ID. No one asked them for ID they just were intent on pushing it in our faces.

  • [-1] June 7, 2014 at 8:12am

    Kick, Ol’ rant is making a reference to something Mr. Morgan’s character [Tracy Jordan] did on the show 30 Rock. I’ll admit to watching reruns of 30 Rock being one of my guilty pleasures, and I think that on the show Tracy Morgan has spoken some of the funniest non-sequiturs ever uttered on television, and his short lived sitcom The Tracy Morgan Show was a fabulous blend of modern and old school tropes.

  • [2] June 7, 2014 at 7:56am

    Another college hostage situation? Oh but this one is in Iraq. How will the left blame this on Violent Video Games, the NRA, and Right-Wing talk radio?

  • [1] May 24, 2014 at 6:15pm

    The death toll here is just staggering. No word yet, if this was an unlicensed ‘assault quake’. When will the Govt wake up and ban these deadly acts of nature?

  • April 30, 2014 at 9:46pm

    Ur all dumbeez,
    It wuz Polderguys
    nawt hacurz
    Gubmint iz covrin up
    teh trooth
    i blaym Boosh

  • March 25, 2014 at 12:38pm

    The funniest part is Rush said it all first.

  • March 21, 2014 at 6:23am

    I doubt the 777 could be landed on an aircraft carrier the wingspan alone might cause problems with the con tower, and there is no tail-hook on the jet.

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  • January 29, 2014 at 11:56pm

    I’m more impressed that many people heard about something that happened on MSNBC

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  • December 28, 2013 at 9:12pm

    Yeah the phrase “stunningly flawed” is a bit vague. It could refer to any New Jersey Democrat.

    In reply to The Third Archon's comment on the contribution Logic is Lost on the RNC

  • November 5, 2013 at 7:42am

    If a Republican says: “It a nice sunny day”, he is accused of racism. If he says: ‘It’s raining’ we get editorials telling us that is code for ‘kill the gays’.

  • November 1, 2013 at 7:28pm

    I suspect the point of the insult (which has in fact been lobbed at me) is that if the offender is “mean-spirited, bigoted, racist, sexist homophobic, etc.” as the accuser claims then the belief is, it would cause such a person mental agony to discover that their child was gay. It isn’t MJ<3 who has it wrong she is just repeating the spew of illogical 'tea-bashers'.

  • October 31, 2013 at 2:27pm

    Does anyone remember Hillary Care?
    Was the whole Presidency of Barack Obama just a shill for the left to get Universal Health Care in place without Hillary’s negative numbers attached to it?

  • October 15, 2013 at 12:37pm

    I’m no fan of Hillary. but isn’t this really the driver’s fault? The article says “…the officer placed a citation on the silver Mercedes that had driven Clinton to an event.” So she wasn’t the behind the wheel, right? Either this was a hired car, or perhaps the driver was part of her security detail. Normally a VIP car should park by a service entrance. Maybe it’s different in the UK but in NYS if a hired driver rolls into a parking garage with a VIP on board the cost of the parking should be added to the bill for the hire. The driver collects the parking stub at the gate, pays on the way out, and gets a receipt. Then the VIP’s account it billed for the hire costs which should included the cost of parking in addition to the gas, tolls, and any tip to which the passenger agrees.

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  • September 29, 2013 at 8:37pm

    I used to work at a grocery store, stated out as a helping the cashier bag boy or “******”. ( I just had to see if the word would be censored

  • September 29, 2013 at 8:27pm

    If a Republican had coined the phrase ‘Tea ******’ in reference to persons on the left, it would have been publicly decried in the press as ‘homophobic’ and a ‘hate crime’ and anyone who dared to utter the term badgered, and shamed out of public office/life. #politicaldoublestandard

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  • September 27, 2013 at 8:36pm

    Great comment Blest!
    When LoL’d on the internet, I LoL’d in real life.
    100% of people who agree with this, have a functioning brain.

  • September 26, 2013 at 7:42am

    So what y’all are sayin’ is… the ringing in my ears that the Dr. calls ‘tintinitus’ is really a secret plot to make me into some manchurian gun for hire? That would explain why everyone says the job descriptions on my Linekdin page read like I’m a covert ops, ex-navy seal, A-Team wannabe.
    http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=199125572&trk=nav_responsive_tab_profile

  • September 26, 2013 at 7:32am

    There is a word for people like that…. Productive.

  • September 10, 2013 at 3:48pm

    Just think if Zimmerman ever threatened Miley Cyrus, the entire global news cycle might implode.

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