User Profile: Zipit


Member Since: October 17, 2011


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  • [1] July 30, 2014 at 4:07pm

    Damn! Speared by BUZZKILL PATTY!

  • [2] July 30, 2014 at 2:31pm

    Afternoon DEF! What up on the blue side of the Canal today?

  • [1] July 30, 2014 at 1:50pm

    ” Every picture tells a story, Doughnut” ? Wooo!

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  • [29] July 30, 2014 at 1:46pm

    Palestinian mom: I’m taking the kids to school now honey!
    Hamas Papa: Alright Dear! Watch out for tanks!
    PM: Did you feed the camel last night?
    HP: No, Forgot! Why don’t you drive the Rocket Launcher. It’s all gassed up!
    PM: I might be there for a while, parent teacher meetings all day!
    HP: No problem, just don’t park it under any trees!
    PM: What time you going to be home from the war this evening?
    HP: Not sure, traffic’s been kinda gnarley, maybe I’ll take the tunnel home!
    PM: OK have a good day!
    HP: Allah Hu Clarkbar!

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  • [5] July 30, 2014 at 1:26pm

    RJJ, we could only hope! She’ll probably hole up in the deep dark bowels of some Dem bastion such as NY, NY, where no conservative or patriot would be caught dead looking for her! She’ll lay low for a couple of years and then be awarded a teaching position at Harvard! BHO knows people there ya know!

  • [4] July 30, 2014 at 1:06pm

    Maybe that’s where they’re keepin all of the hollow points!

  • [2] July 30, 2014 at 10:38am

    Swords, I’m sure, A similar reaction to that which a Vampire has when doused with Holy H2O!

  • [5] July 30, 2014 at 10:32am

    Cleaning feathers out of my garage as we speak!

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  • [5] July 30, 2014 at 10:30am

    Yes! And as Americans buy more, they are also going into, and deeper into debt to do so!

  • [3] July 30, 2014 at 10:09am

    We can call the plan; Obama for Palestine!

    Eh, on second thought, that won’t work, will it!

  • [22] July 30, 2014 at 10:00am

    These numbers will be added to the Palestinian death toll and blamed immediately on the Zionists!

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  • [2] July 30, 2014 at 9:58am

    Didn’t you mean, a “Binky”. BLINKY?

  • July 30, 2014 at 9:02am

    Why, I did not know that!

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  • July 30, 2014 at 9:00am

    Here! Watch this instead……

  • [1] July 30, 2014 at 8:34am

    All I gotta say is, Andre the Giant!

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  • [1] July 30, 2014 at 8:32am

    Y’aller funnin wit me, aintcha!

  • [4] July 30, 2014 at 8:18am

    Resources will now be funneled into a program to teach all-a-y’all rednecks to speak Español! Muy Bien, Grassyass! (Spoken with a southern Drawl) of course! LOL

  • [2] July 30, 2014 at 7:41am

    Your mere presence is a stupid joke!

  • [4] July 29, 2014 at 6:34pm

    I guess you can’t blame the State Dept! They probably just learned about this on last nights news!

  • [5] July 29, 2014 at 6:31pm

    Why yes it is! It should be obvious that our priority is to end it by letting the heathens wipe them off the face of the Earth wherever Islam is the prevalent religion!

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