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• Utah School Fined $15,000 for Accidentally Selling Soda During Lunch

  May 17, 2012 at 9:09am

  In reply to KangarooJack.

  They could learn to drink water, but not at the expense of the children’s activities that are now canceled because the government hates soda pop.

  Stupid law.

• Teen Atheist Behind Prayer Mural Ban Wants Contentious WWI & WWII Cross Removed

  May 16, 2012 at 2:54pm

  In reply to phillyatheist.

  She would try to deface all monuments?

• Anonymous Claim: ‘We Have Access to Every Classified Database in the U.S. Government’

  May 15, 2012 at 12:21pm

  It’s like I told my ex girlfriend. If you have to tell me you’re going to slap a harassment complaint against me, you aren’t going to.
  If you have all the classified info in the world, and the only thing you do is brag about it…
  /facepalm

• After 49 Mutilated Bodies Dumped at U.S.-Mexico Border, Beck Slams Obama Over ‘Basically Complete’ Fence

  May 15, 2012 at 12:13pm

  They aren’t smuggling legal goods are they? OR ARE THEY!?

• Wait Until You See the Horrific Picture of the Mother Arrested for Putting 5-Year-Old in a Tanning Booth

  May 3, 2012 at 2:14pm

  In reply to adimeroll.

  Fake tans are out.

  Fake BOOBS are still in…

• ‘No Colored People’: Campus Posters Outrage Body-Painted Hindus

  May 3, 2012 at 9:23am

  In reply to rlimike.

  White is a color too. No white people allowed.

• What If Texting While Driving Was Part of a Driver’s Ed Test? Non-Profit Films Student Reaction

  May 3, 2012 at 9:22am

  In reply to Lonescrapper.

  What if you have to stop a hemorrhage while operating on your patient because you’re a doctor?

• ‘I Had to Recycle My Own Urine’: Student Arrested and Forgotten in Cell Goes Days Without Food, Water

  May 2, 2012 at 3:02pm

  In reply to YourVoiceMatters.

  That goes for your viagra

• ‘I Wish [Republicans] Were All F**king Dead’: Dan Savage’s History of Bizarre Rhetoric & Ties to the Obama White House

  April 30, 2012 at 9:21am

  In reply to Git-R-Done.

  We don’t need you preaching what people should be preaching about.

• Are You Ready? This Week Is Going to Be Huge in the World… And Here’s Why

  April 30, 2012 at 9:14am

  In reply to lassiegirldawn.

  1st of May – jonathan coulton