Meet Jeff Barth — He May Have Just Made the ‘Greatest Political Ad Ever’

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  • This is really simple. This thing bombed. It bombed when it opened and it keeps blowing up bigger with every passing day. There will be no trilogy.

    Media coverage? What do you expect for a movie that finished 14th for the weekend? What, were you all awash in a media blitz for Limitless or Insidious or Soul Surfer? Me neither, and they all finished ahead of Shrugged. As of today, it’s somewhere south of Meet Monica Velour and No Eres Tu Soy Yo. (Yeah, I know.)

    Don’t try so hard to be offended. It’s juvenile

  • It’s called freedom, Sgt Musty. It’s called liberty. It’s called self determination. It’s called legal.

  • txbigfoot . . . gee, I’ve never heard ANYTHING like that . . .good one

  • These “snotty elitsist brats” were mostly seniors who have worked their entire lives. That’s who was calling Ryan to task in this meeting. And how did he respond? By saying Obama wanted to raise the tax rate to 44.8%. Really? Where‘d he’d get that number?

  • West is so wrong on so many levels about so many things.

  • better days . . . You forgot:

    Walker Texas Ranger Box Set: check
    Dehydrated water: check
    Two-pack of condoms: check
    White belt: check
    Racquel Welch 1 Million Years BC poster: check
    Bowling ball: check
    XXL Suppositories: check
    Thumb drive of all Bill Kristol’s jokes: check
    One DVD of Atlas Shrugged Movie: check (that’ll double the box office!)
    pallet of Rocky Mountain Oysters: check

  • Sarah learns she is pregnant.

    Gov. Palin is told that her fetus-American has downs syndrome and that her pregnancy is high risk. She decides to carry it to term anyway. The godly men and women of the compelled birth movement cheer.

    “Slightly less than eight months into her pregnancy,” Sarah‘s water breaks while she’s in Texas. She‘s scheduled to address the Republican Governor’s Association the next day.

    She calls her doctor and asks if giving birth to a premature downs syndrome baby trumps her duty to speak to a bunch of Republican governors. Her doctor presumably tells her she can do both–God gave us penicillin to protect us when our water breaks.

    Gov. Palin stays the night and gives the speech the next day.

    Sarah passes the Baylor Medical Center Neonatal Intensive-Care Unit on her way to the airport to catch a plane to Alaska.

    She boards the plane but forgets to alert the crew that she’s giving birth to a high-risk, premature baby with downs syndrome.

    Her plane stops at Seattle’s SeaTac Airport before eventually landing in Anchorage.

    Sarah passes Anchorage’s Providence Hospital, and its neonatal intensive-care unit, on her hour long drive to the Mat-Su Regional Medical Center just outside Wasilla. She isn’t concerned that Mat-Su doesn’t have a neonatal intensive-care unit, because despite being premature and suffering from downs syndrome, Trig knows how to man up. (Thanks Jesus’ General)

    Dems da facts. And they’re according to Palin herself.

  • She’s so darn botoxy. She looks amazingly fresh and stretchy, but not quite whiney enough. She needs more botox to get that full plasticene glean conservative women so covet with their squinty eyes and their frozen foreheads so glinty good.

  • wetter ways . . .Hitler’s birthday? I had no idea.

    What do you know? You know it‘s Hitler’s birthday. That’s about it. Let me know when your done celebrating.

  • VTECH61 . . . Well, I don’t live in NYC. I have no website. I have no idea what LiveWorld is. Other than that, you’re right on the money. Don’t take it personally. It‘s the conservatives’ curse to think you know everything when you now nothing