CommentsDisplaying dread_pirate_roberts's 10 most recent comments.

• Malia Obama Uninjured in Mexico Earthquake

  March 20, 2012 at 5:03pm

  In reply to Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

  Dude, Live long … and prosper.

• Here’s What Happens When a Bank Gets Creative With its Automated Phone Services

  January 30, 2012 at 9:52pm

  That’s true!……..Did you know humans start 9 out of ten wild fires?

  Damn PSA is stuck in my head! AHHRRRGGGG! To use the voice of Kronk for such as that, tis a sad day indeed.

  Oh yeah, Great business sense with that bank over there in Denway, or was it Normark.

  Keep fighten the fight Per Helge Vollmo!!!

• RNC Chair: Obama ‘Abandoning the Ship’ Like Italian Cruise Liner Captain

  January 29, 2012 at 5:21pm

  @ kangarooyakk

  Just drink the koolaid and relax, this will all be over soon and you will know nirvana!

  Who is the dumba$$.

• RNC Chair: Obama ‘Abandoning the Ship’ Like Italian Cruise Liner Captain

  January 29, 2012 at 5:18pm

  In reply to AngryOldFart.

  Don’t U worry your little grey head, your social security check will still come in, unless Nobama finnishes the job of bankrupting the Country first!

• Glenn Beck: This Is ‘One of the Most Powerful God Messages That I’ve Ever Seen’

  January 27, 2012 at 8:38pm

  In reply to LabLovingLady.

  Your unveiled reference to Glen Becks mormanism is ridiculous. You people who no only what you’ve heard from haters and others who are not Morman leaves you looking rather ignorant. Glen Beck’s business is not a “stealth LDS brainwashing program”, while his faith does color his comments, he does not have to clear anything with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. You ignorant jack a$$es just piss me off, again: You have no truth, you have rumor and inuendo, just enough to baffle with BS. If you want to know about catholics, ask a catholic, if you want to0 know about baptist, ask a baptist, etc…

  Truly ignorance must be bliss.

  AARRRGGGGHHHHH!!! walk the fargin plank!

  PS: Hell no, I am not trying to convert your ignorant hick a$$! Llive in the dark and know no truth!
  and no, I am not a practicing morman, but I did stay at a holiday inn express last night!

• Glenn Beck: This Is ‘One of the Most Powerful God Messages That I’ve Ever Seen’

  January 27, 2012 at 8:13pm

  In reply to LabLovingLady.

  @ “chiefgeorge”

  the famous liberal and ignorat actions of”if you can‘t dazzel ’em with the truth, baffle ‘em with BS!”

  People think of how much time we spend trying to straighten out some dufus (me included) who is getting exactly the response he/she wants. We are wasting time which is what they want. Focus on the truth, YOUR truth, and ignore the dufus’s, and I’ll do the same. Eventually, they’ll melt away!!!

• Santorum Defends Not Correcting Questioner Who Called Obama ‘An Avowed Muslim’

  January 23, 2012 at 8:22pm

  In reply to RockInHat.

  Hey T.T.

  Leave my undies out of it. It’s an election, not a fruit of the loom commercial, ya jack butt!

• Study: Surprising Number of Teens Having Group Sex

  December 21, 2011 at 6:26pm

  In reply to Nevermind.

  primary
  secondary-sloppy seconds
  tertiary-thrashed on thirds
  fortuitous fourths
  fanatical fifths
  sadistic sixths
  satanic sevenths
  egotistical eighths
  non-existent ninths
  tenacious tenths

• ‘You Know Something? You’re a F–king A–hole’: Iowa Man Confronts Gingrich

  December 20, 2011 at 7:28pm

  ARRGGGHHHH!
  Bodybag
  Your team b welcomed aboard, anytime!

• This is the X-Ray of a Man Who Shot Himself in the Neck With a Nail Gun

  December 18, 2011 at 4:07pm

  In reply to Psychosis.

  ARRRRHHHHG! crap happens, usually when least expected.