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Member Since: September 20, 2011

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  • A Dogs Prayer

    Treat me kindly, my beloved master, for no heart in the world
    is more grateful for kindness than my loving heart.

    Do not break my spirit with a stick, for though I would lick your hand between blows, your patience and understanding will more quickly teach me the things you would have me do.

    Speak to me often, for your voice is the world¹s sweetest music,
    as you must know by the fierce wagging of my tail
    when your footstep falls upon my waiting ear.

    When it is cold and wet, please take me inside, for I am now
    a domestic animal and no longer used to bitter elements.
    I ask no greater glory than the privilege of
    sitting at your feet beside the hearth.

    Though you had no home, I would rather follow you through ice and snow than rest upon the softest pillow, for you are my god and I am your devoted worshiper.

    Keep my pan filled with fresh water for, although I would not reproach you were it dry, I cannot tell you when I suffer thirst.

    Feed me clean food that I may stay well to romp and play and do your biding, walk by your side and stand ready, willing and able to protect you with my life should yours be in danger.

    And, beloved master, should the Great Master see fit to take my health or sight, do not turn me away from you.

    Rather, hold me gently in your arms as skilled hands grant me the merciful boon of eternal rest and I will leave you knowing with the last breath I draw that my fate was ever safe in your hands.

    Author Unknown

  • No mention of the father or how she supports herself?

  • Nothing wrong with biodegradable plastic & nothing wrong with “green” bags either. I like using the green bags because I can fit more stuff into them, plastic bags come in handy with my dogs & paper bags come in useful too.

    How do you know the bags are biodegradable – is it listed on them (have a link)? I thought it was kinda funny when Sun Chips made one of their bags biodegradable but then went right back to the regular bags. Apparently, the liberals don’t care to buy the “greener” bags, only want to force them on everybody.

    I figure eventually we’ll be using products that will be able to be recycled or will be biodegradable. The free market will take us there when the technology and pricing arrives.

  • You ever shop at an Aldi’s? They have local produce, a different brand selection of foods (ever notice how the large stores seem to have exactly the same thing?)

    The cost benefit of Aldi’s must be great
    – low stocking costs
    - less employee labor with boxes & garbage
    - cheaper product prices
    - customer’s remove the boxes for you
    - customers who want plastic bags pay for them (keeping prices lower for those who opt out)

  • Nice counterargument RJJING,

    I use canvas bags when I go shopping in combination with plastic and paper. I take the plastic bags with me when walking the dogs, I use the paper bags for ripening my cantaloupes and recycling days.

    All things in moderation.

  • You know, there is nothing wrong with recycling and reusing. We have let it morph into a liberal idea, when it is actually a conservative one. We are against extreme gov‘t forced recycling but that doesn’t mean that we should go in the exact opposite direction – which is extreme too.

    I have been using these bags for over a year and like using them. I have not seen anyone using gross infested bags yet – nor have I gotten sick yet. As a business model, I like Aldi’s approach. Let consumers use packaging boxes to carry out their groceries or let them pay for bags.

  • CMDR6

    Don’t make excuses for these guys. I grew up on a farm too with plenty of rough-hands around. There is a big difference between manhandling and simply being cruel.

  • What is not told is how many dogs have actually been ok around kids.

    Sad story but pretty definitely not a common theme.

  • Gut –

    Forgot to mention Heritage.org. They will email morning newsletters, I think its called The Morning Bell or something. Makes for a good read.

  • “Jonny C.- Yet, here you are :)”

    @ TheEdge

    Never said I don’t want to be here……derp….

    Start with Basic English 100 (I’m assuming you know all the letters of the alphabet) then maybe try Critical Thinking 101.