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• Viral Vid Gets 5 Million Hits: Will You Go Crazy Over This ‘Relaxing’ Frog Too?

  April 29, 2012 at 1:06pm

  If you look at the video at 33 seconds in, you can see why a hammer and nail can work miracles.

• Animal Version of Aron Ralston: Orangutan Tries to Gnaw Off Hand to Free Himself From Snare

  April 14, 2012 at 8:13pm

  This happens a lot to drunk college guys. It’s called “Coyote Arm.” After drinking heavily the night before, you wake up with someone repulsive sleeping on your arm, so you have to chew it off to get away before she wakes up.

• Former Gitmo Prisoner: U.S. Soldiers Are ‘Mules’ — They Gave Us ‘Cornflakes and Yogurt When We Want Falafel and Broad Beans’

  March 3, 2012 at 4:22pm

  Feed ‘em lead.

• New Orleans Saints Had $50,000 ‘Bounty Pool’ for Injuring Opponents

  March 3, 2012 at 4:19pm

  I thought they were supposed to be “America’s Team.” Wait, that’s what the lib media called this band of thugs. Make ‘em play a season with no padding or helmets.

• Is There Behind-the-Scenes Video of Ted Nugent Warming Up for GBTV? Yep!

  February 29, 2012 at 8:44pm

  Ted is awesome. Cocked, locked, and ready to rock! Perfect!

• Rev. Franklin Graham Refuses to Say Obama & Romney Are Christians During Contentious MSNBC Interview

  February 21, 2012 at 9:32pm

  I grew up in a Mormon community. They aren’t Christians. Christians don’t believe that we become gods of our own planets. Christians don’t believe that Native Americans are cursed, and therefore, they are red. There are tons more reasons why they aren’t Christians, but find out for yourselves. I’m not saying they are bad people though, and I’d vote for Romney if he were the candidate running against Obama.

• Ellen DeGeneres Thanks Bill O’Reilly for Defending Her in JCPenney Debate

  February 11, 2012 at 3:09pm

  So is Bill saying that Communists and gay people are the same?

• TV Anchor Bitten by Rescued Dog During Live Broadcast!

  February 8, 2012 at 8:38pm

  Pit Bull, Mastiff, same thing.

• See the Purple Squirrel Discovered in Pennsylvania!

  February 8, 2012 at 8:37pm

  Squirrel. It‘s what’s for dinner.

• GOP Lawmakers Protest Removal of ‘God’ From Air Force Unit’s Patch

  February 7, 2012 at 11:14pm

  Someone needs to be replaced in November.