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• Obama Campaign Desperately Searches for Black Staffers

  April 19, 2012 at 2:03pm

  Offer a free pair of Nikes as a signing bonus, they line up around the block for those. The secret service would have to patrol the parking lot however to ensure that the applicants don’t leave their children in the car.

• Wild Video: Brawl Between Two Women Leads to Head-Smashing as Man Encourages ‘Hit Her With the Elbow’

  March 29, 2012 at 3:22pm

  We’ve seen a great deal of this after Katrina. So many of these welfare baby machines where under one roof for a couple days that they have difficulty determining who their “babies daddy” really is. So they just fight for it.

  It is a beautiful thing to watch the animal kingdom in action.

• Congresswoman Can‘t Quite Remember Name of ’Young White Female’ Murder Victim of Equal Concern to Martin Case

  March 29, 2012 at 4:40am

  She obviously gets all the critical information for her congressional duties from her hairstylist.

• Sheila Jackson Lee Speculates That George Zimmerman Broke His Own Nose

  March 29, 2012 at 4:31am

  Perhaps she’s not as stupid as she sounds. Given the nose that she looks at in the mirror and those of the folks in the meeting where she is speaking, it would seem far more probably that noses of that grandeur would likely be a lot easier to get caught in a closing door…or say hit with a nightstick.

• Minister Malik Shabazz Threatens to ‘Burn Down’ Detroit Over ‘White Supremacy’

  March 29, 2012 at 4:14am

  It would look and smell a lot better if they did burn it down.

  But of course they would just get angrier when the government didn’t bring them bottled water and a comfy beds to sleep in after they burnt down their own neighborhoods.

  These folks are a special kind of stupid.

• Taliban Brutally Decapitates 70-Year-Old Baker

  February 24, 2012 at 3:54pm

  It is time for us to invade, extract and eliminate the Taliban. If extraction is impossible then turn the country into a WWII Nagasaki. All of the countryman of the Taliban will either help with the Taliban’s extraction or die. Their military strategy consists mostly of strapping bombs to children and rock throwing. I say we help them out by knocking down every building in Iran to ensure they have plenty of rocks to throw before we bring the wrath of the strongest military force on the planet down on their head.

  Then as war reparations we take all their oil

  If China doesn’t like that idea then they can stuff it. We’ll start making our own products again and they can go back to one bowl of rice a day.

• Obama Says Republicans Are ‘Licking Their Chops’ Over High Gas Prices

  February 24, 2012 at 5:11am

  You think you’ve seen high gas prices now, wait until Obama has another four years break us over his knee.

  If Ron Paul had a personality we might have a chance, but he has about as much charisma as a hammer, and the rest of the republican field is just more of the same Fed loving, order taking, yes men.

  It’s over folks, If you haven’t already been storing up food and supplies you better get ready to go on a forced diet real soon because it is going to get a hole lot uglier from here on out.

• ‘Half Sheep, Half Human’: Locals Claim Baby Mutant Born in Nigeria

  February 13, 2012 at 4:31pm

  Soon it will be able to legally marry and be declared a minority status in California.

• Fiery Clashes Erupt in Greece Ahead of Debt Vote

  February 12, 2012 at 4:27pm

  Spring is just around the corner. I have a feeling we are going to be in for a wild ride this year.

• ‘They’re Fighting!’: Riots Break Out on UMass Campus After Patriots Super Bowl Loss

  February 7, 2012 at 12:50am

  These little trust fund babies need to get their nuts kicked in. No wonder no one wants to higher them when they graduate. What a bunch of dorks.