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Researchers: Earliest Man May Have Come From Israel
December 28, 2010 at 12:23pm
“WHOOPS! The “Theory” of man’s evolution may be wrong…….”
Nope. Read the article again. A detail might change, the theory stands.
Researchers: Earliest Man May Have Come From Israel
December 28, 2010 at 9:14am
You kinda look like it, too.
Just kidding, get well soon!
Researchers: Earliest Man May Have Come From Israel
December 28, 2010 at 9:11am
Ohh! Ohh! Let me! Let me!
In the beginning, Ginnungagap yawned across the great void between the realms of fire and cold. When the warm air from the south met the cold air from the north, the ice of Ginnungagap began to melt. Drop by drop fell forming Ymir, the Frost Giant and first living thing of all. And from Ymir sprang the race of Frost Giants. The drops of melting ice from Ginnungagap also formed Audhumla, the primal cow. Her milk nourished Ymir at the start of creation. As Audhumla licked and licked at the ice of Ginnungagap, she revealed something frozen in the ice. She licked for days and finally Buri, the first man, was freed from his frozen prison. Buri, had a son, Bor, who married Bestla, the daughter of a Frost Giant. They in turn had three sons, Odin, Vili, and Ve. These were the first gods.
The three brothers grew tired of the brutality of the evil Ymir, so they did battle with the Frost Giants and slew Ymir. The blood of the fallen Giant flowed, flooding the land and drowning all of his Frost children, except for Bergelmir and his wife whom fled using a hollowed tree trunk as a boat. It is these two who continued the race of Frost Giants in the land of Jotunheim.
The gods Odin, Vili, and Ve then used Ymir’s carcass to create Midgard, the world of men. They used his flesh to create the earth, his broken bones to make the mountains, his teeth to make the rocks, and his hair to create the trees. From his blood they made the lakes and the sea and from his skull the brothers fashioned the sky, placing four dwarfs, Nordi, Sudri, Austri, and Vestri, at its corners to hold it up. Then the three gods used sparks to create the sun, the moon, and the stars.
Later, the gods found some driftwood on the seashore. They took the fallen ash tree and created man. And from the fallen elm tree they fashioned woman. Odin breathed life into them. Vili gave them intelligence and emotion, and Ve gave them the ability to see and hear. Thus were created the first man and woman on Midgard.
I believe mine is WAY more awesome. Also, it has Giants. Who doesn’t love Giants?
Researchers: Earliest Man May Have Come From Israel
December 28, 2010 at 9:07am
@Psychosis
Do you ever not put your foot in your mouth?
“dating science is bumpkuss, thus making evolution bumpkuss, and >>>scientists idiots<<<"
"and third……..i didnt say all scientists but thats besides the point"
Do I read "some scientists"? Do I read "geologists"? Do I read "biologists"? Nope. I read "scientists". So kindly jump off a boat.
Researchers: Earliest Man May Have Come From Israel
December 28, 2010 at 9:01am
@Republicorp
Fossil genera (each of which include many species) in the family Giraffoidea include:
* Climacoceras (very earliest Miocene);
* Canthumeryx (also very early Miocene);
* Paleomeryx (early Miocene);
* Palaeotragus (early Miocene) a short-necked giraffid genus with many species, complete with short skin-covered horns;
* Giraffokeryx (mid to late Miocene);
* Bramatherium (mid to late Miocene);
* Samotherium (late Miocene);
* Okapia (the genus that includes the modern okapi, essentially a living short-necked giraffe); and
* Giraffa (Pliocene), the genus that includes the modern reticulated giraffe species Giraffa camelopadalis.
Soooo… you didn’t even google, huh?
White House Denies ‘Death Panels’ Policy, Defends End-of-Life Planning
December 28, 2010 at 8:37am
Do you know what poison gas and cattle cars cost nowadays? You’ll get a stick with a nail.
White House Denies ‘Death Panels’ Policy, Defends End-of-Life Planning
December 28, 2010 at 7:38am
“They are not death panels, they are end of life consultations…..you say tomato, I say tomatoe”
If ‘tomato’ and ‘tomatoe’ are two totally different and unrelated things, you’re correct.
Researchers: Earliest Man May Have Come From Israel
December 28, 2010 at 7:28am
“This fact does not fit our current theory, so we will simply ignore this new fact.”
Who said that?
Return of ‘Death Panels’? Obama to Enact End-of-Life Planning for Medicare
December 28, 2010 at 5:52am
“The villagers will just have to resort to torches and pitchforks.”
You mean keep talking about having to resort to torches and pitchforks.
Return of ‘Death Panels’? Obama to Enact End-of-Life Planning for Medicare
December 28, 2010 at 5:50am
Yep, that‘s exactly like it’s going to be here, except for all the fun they’re having before. It’s just suck, suck, suck and then you die. Welp.