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• This Is Why Alaska Airlines Passengers Will No Longer Get Prayer Cards

  January 26, 2012 at 11:09am

  Too bad.

  I happen to always offer up a special “Jack-Screw” prayer when getting on an Alaka flight.

  Prayer card or not, there is no stopping me.

• Shock Jock Howard Stern To Be Judge On NBC‘s ’America‘s Got Talent’

  December 15, 2011 at 9:54am

  I suppose I‘ll have to tune in on the night some contestant decides to paint women’s breasts like Easter eggs. Stern is an old hand and expert on that kind of thing. My wife is looking forward to nights when the smallest penis and erection is sought.

  Yep, just cannot have enough of some good ol’ American family television in prime time.

  -The above are regular features to his show. That he is brought into mainstream sickens me.

• Apple Co-Founder Steve Jobs Dies at 56

  October 5, 2011 at 8:14pm

  Thank you for everything, Steve.

  RIP

• These Are the 8 Beers Americans Are No Longer Drinking

  September 12, 2011 at 12:39pm

  I’d rather drink my urine than anything on that list.

• iPhone 5 Saga: Man Thought SFPD Entered His Home, But it Was Apple Detectives

  September 4, 2011 at 2:54pm

  In reply to ddg7.

  I agree with the others. Minus a warrant, gotta get by me & my Browning designed toys.

• Starbucks CEO Plans Nonpartisan Political Town Hall With ‘No Labels’ Group — But Are We Sure About That?

  September 3, 2011 at 6:23pm

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• Who Dumped 3,000 Pairs of Women’s Panties Along an Ohio Road Side?

  September 2, 2011 at 4:52pm

  Why is it always up to me to sort this kind of thing out?

  Obviously, Tom Jones stopped to take a leak, and his admirers tossed them his way. It’s historical, so don’t give me any guff.

• ‘This Is WAR’ — Congressional Black Caucus Travels US Cities Using Violent Rhetoric: Declares ‘War’ on Racist Tea Party, Says Tea Party Wants to Lynch Blacks, Calls for Bank Runs, Civil Unrest in Their Neighborhoods and Homes

  August 30, 2011 at 12:17pm

  Yes, here are the people that will start all the killing…..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GizNwzKo3n8

• What Is the Mysterious, Glowing Bubble Spotted Above Beijing?

  August 25, 2011 at 7:18pm

  I cannot believe I am the only one here that understands what this is.

  These are Biden Bubbles, the profuse amount of gas that Joe Biden leaves in his wake. I saw this stuff first hand during his 1988 Presidential campaign.

• Beck Issues Call for ‘Human Responsibility’ Movement; Departs Jerusalem for South Africa

  August 25, 2011 at 12:15am

  Glenn could do well by meeting with Dr. Peter Hammond, an anti-communist and one who has saved countless lives by fighting jihadists, dictators, and spreading the Gospel.

  http://www.frontline.org.za/about_director.htm