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• Man Stabs Computer With Sword Before Police Can Search It for Child Pornography

  May 11, 2012 at 4:04pm

  Should have used the sword in a hari kari attempt

• A 6-Year-Old Just Made the Toughest Play in Baseball

  May 11, 2012 at 1:34pm

  I would have steam rolled that lil faulker.

• Female Deputy Sues for $50M After Topless Photos Used in Sting Op Against Pedophiles Allegedly Get Passed Around the Office

  April 24, 2012 at 9:39pm

  What’s the 20 on the hooter shot?

• Six-Year-Old Pulled Through Wood Chipper in Gruesome Accident

  April 11, 2012 at 12:23am

  In reply to PimpleJuice.

  Hey John and Patriot. It’s an industrial sized tree muncher. A kid should not be near it. My old man had me up on a roof rack above a concrete floor working on top of tractor trailers when i was 9. That fall wasn’t pleasant. I believe kids should be raised to be tuff but they shouldn’t be involved with anything that causes instant death if a mistake is made. If ya disagree you should have your heads checked.

• Six-Year-Old Pulled Through Wood Chipper in Gruesome Accident

  April 11, 2012 at 12:17am

  In reply to PimpleJuice.

  ibhowe…….”I think these days parents are over protective. Kids should learn to pick themselves up and dust themselves off”. It’s one thing letting a kid ruffhouse and be tuff. It’s another thing have an industrial sized tree eater burp a kid out because of stupidity.

• Texas Homeowner Guns Down Teen Burglar

  April 10, 2012 at 7:23pm

  8 shots. 1 punk. Should have been 3 shots 3 punks. Unless you take into account the magic bullet theory and some trick shooting.

• Six-Year-Old Pulled Through Wood Chipper in Gruesome Accident

  April 10, 2012 at 7:19pm

  I’m sorry. When you use equipment like that a child should never ever ever ever ever be anywhere near that. I am sorry this family is going through hell right now but that dad needs a kick in the a**! My old man brought me up the same way. I have the physical scars to show for it. I broke body parts too.

• Shocking Audio: Saints Coach Gregg Williams Allegedly Instructing Players to ‘Kill’ and Target Opponents’ Heads

  April 5, 2012 at 1:15pm

  I wonder if he was painted in braveheart paint during the speech. I guess he’s nice and safe on the sidelines? I guess Jeremy Shockey didn’t leak afterall. This is a defensive meeting. Warren Sapp can suck an easter egg.

• ‘Whale at the Wall’: NY Post Makes Fat Jokes In Story About Chris Christie’s Trip to Israel

  April 3, 2012 at 8:13pm

  Thank god he didn’t push it down. I wonder what kind of toilet he has to use? Shamuheim. I heard some Japanese fishing vessels had a bead on him. I wonder if you pay by the pound when you fly and are that big-boned. If you look inside his stomach I bet you find Jimmy Hoffa. How does he wipe his rear end? If he only lived during that fateful night the Titanic went down he could have rescued at least 1, 2 thousand people as a floatation device. I heard he ate the Jersey Devil. I heard he created the Japanese tsunami when he dove into the Atlantic off of the Jersey shore. He landed on Snookie and got her preggers. If heard he bankrupted the solar industry when he sun tanned. I bet his skid marks in his fruit of the looms are as wide as a 6 lane highway.

• Baby Born Without Blood and Given Two Hours to Live, Now 6 Months Old

  April 3, 2012 at 7:23pm

  In reply to vtxphantom.

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