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• Glenn Arrives in Israel, Visits Fogel Family Household

  August 16, 2011 at 10:46am

  It has gotten really hard to read anything on The Blaze anymore due to all the trolling. I know it is what they are aiming to do but I still come back to read some very good news stories. It’s very sad to see people with so much anger in their hearts that post here and I do pray for those people so their hearts can heal then move on. Also, I shall leave you with this bit of wisdom.

  I don’t always troll on “The Blaze” but when I do, I usually get laughed off the internet. Stay bitter, my friends.

• Charlie Sheen Hosts ‘Final’ Edition of ‘Sheen’s-Korner’ Webcast!

  March 9, 2011 at 10:13am

  In reply to Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

  He sounds like the kind of DM I want hosting my D&D groups. So inventive with his speak and when you start to metagame, he hits your character with a fireball spell and barks out, “Sizzle, losing! Goodbye!”

  On a serious note, my father and I were watching this and it was like looking into a mirror of his former self from years past. My father was a coke/meth/booze addict that used to bring home hookers and soiled doves (at least they were gorgeous), commiting and acting out in the same way Mr. Sheen is. In fact, they almost look quite the same as their ethnic and heritage are nearly the same. My father said this and only this, “He‘s going to die if doesn’t accept God into his life. No one but himself and God can save this troubled soul.”

• Video Captures 145 mph ‘Drag Race’ Explosion at Gas Station

  March 5, 2011 at 9:26am

  In reply to expatinontariocanada.

  @ Skipperdoodle – Your analysis is incorrect. The 2001-2003 Dodge SRT-4 was the second fastest product car Dodge made that year, only surpassed by the Viper. The 2.4L they slap into those cars are made by Mitsubishi, which they use in their Lancers. The SRT-4 is not toned down by any means and can be clocked doing 170 MPH from the showroom floor.

• Insidious & Scary: Frances Fox Piven Answers Glenn Beck

  January 25, 2011 at 4:37am

  In reply to TruthTalker.

  At the 4:08, Frances Fox Piven just realized that she had just confirmed what Beck was telling others to look for. Notice that slight smile turn into a face of anguish as she had just taken off her mask. The truth will set you free.

• Report: Michael Moore Checks Into Luxury Weight Loss Facility

  December 10, 2010 at 10:06am

  In reply to 13thGenerationAmerican.

  @ Marcobob69 – I bet Michael Moore is drooling over the thought of some Sugar Daddies. Those are so good. I don’t like what Michael Moore has to say and he is a very ignorant man but there is nothing wrong with being overweight. Once I lose another nine inches off the front of my gut, I will be able to see all of my pecker.

• Leno Spoofs Obama’s Angry Press Conference

  December 10, 2010 at 9:30am

  I laughed so hard at these Leno clips that it made my sides hurt. Keep putting the pressure on the radicals as they are beginning to crumble and their true face is starting to show. Fight back with the truth and it shall scatter them like roaches when the light is turned on.

• Dem Rep: Pelosi is the One Holding Tax Cuts Hostage

  December 10, 2010 at 9:17am

  In reply to Sheepdog911.

  @ RepubliCorp – It’s not rape, it’s “surprise sex”. At least that is how a progressive liberal would see it. They are “surprise sexing” our economy and the Constitution.

• ‘Non-Violent’ Imam Beats His Wife Bloody While Quoting the Koran

  December 3, 2010 at 9:33am

  In reply to Gonzo.

  I got a baseball bat that is painted to look like it’s made of bacon and the name “Baconator” was burned into it. I guess I know where I’m going to use it next.

• Yes, They Still Make Mallo Cups

  November 26, 2010 at 9:13am

  In reply to WAR PIGS CRAWLING.

  It’s cool. After we get done do that, we ca freebase rock candy and do a few lines of grape/strawberry Pixie Stix. I‘ll get some ’Rush‘ playing the background because I don’t care what anyone says. Neil Pert is the best drummer out there! *glass shatters* It ain’t easy, being cheesy.

• Fox’s Megyn Kelly Makes Revealing GQ Appearance

  November 19, 2010 at 10:05pm

  In reply to Stevsea.

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  Sorry about that. My jaw hit the keyboard.