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• Pastor Joel Osteen: Romney & Obama Are Christians & I See Mormons as ‘Brothers In Christ’

  April 25, 2012 at 10:31am

  Joel and Martin Short’s SNL character Ed Grimley are the same person. You heard it here first.

• See the Flying Church the Russian Military Reportedly Can Parachute Into War Zones

  March 16, 2012 at 9:22am

  Wonder when we’ll get the flying mosque?

• ‘Red Deer Cave’ People May Be New Human Species

  March 15, 2012 at 10:50am

  Sometimes I watch evolution shows and learn that I comem from an ape like man creature. And then I watch a show on Bigfoot and learn that its all a myth because there’s no such thing as an ape like man creature.

• Another Romney Gaffe?: ‘I’ve Got a Lot of Good Friends‘ Who Are NFL ’Team Owners’

  March 12, 2012 at 10:37pm

  I honestly don’t get it. Is the gaffe that he knows people that own sports teams or the fact that he didn’t join the Payton Manning butt kissing contest currently going on over at BSPN?

• Chicago Bears Head Coach Tells African Americans to ‘Have Obama’s Back’ in 2012

  March 12, 2012 at 8:45pm

  Go Packers

• Meet ‘Evie’ — Obama’s Transgender Ex-Nanny in Indonesia

  March 5, 2012 at 9:15am

  So many jokes I could make but so little time…

• The Shocking Moment a NASCAR Driver Careened Into a Jet Dryer — and the Resulting Fireball

  February 28, 2012 at 8:36am

  I used to really love NASCAR until it became NAPCAR. They keep spouting off that these are the best drivers in the world. Please. Could someone tell me how many races these goobers won at the local level? Dale Jr for example…how many raced did he win at Myrtle Beach? Shane Dole and Ron Barfield used to lap him every weekend. How many smaller touring division championships do most of them have (and no, I’m not talking about the trucks or that Saturday series)? Tony Stewart is a great dirt driver? Cool, how many Dirt Track World Championships or World 100s has he won? Last night they bragged on what a great sprint driver Kasey Khane is….uh, his best ever World of Outlaws finish is fourth. Look it up. Back in the day you had to earn the right to be there. Now if you have pretty face or a big name that can bring in a sponsor you’re suddenly “the best in the world.”

  Last night was my first NAPCAR race in about 8 years. It will be another 8 before I watch them again.
  PS, I’m glad the driver of the race car and jet dry truck are ok.

• Matt Damon Bashes Obama: ‘A One-Term President With Some Balls’ Would Have Been Better

  December 21, 2011 at 1:24pm

  He will still vote for Obama. Conservatives cross party lines way more than libs.

• Lib Radio Host Bill Press Tells Tebow: ‘S-T-F-U’ (Shut the F**k Up) About Jesus

  December 16, 2011 at 1:34pm

  First of all, I’m a Raiders fan so therefore I naturally hate the Donkeys. But lets put things into focus.

  Vick kills dogs and signed a contract for $100 million. But Tebow’s a jerk. Sam Hurd is not only Chicago’s receiver, but one of the largest drug dealers in the city. But Tebow’s a jerk. McClain leaves Raiders practice, flies to Alabama, holds a gun to man’s head, but Tebow’s a jerk. The Lions have a guy that stomps on people’s arms, but Tebow’s a jerk. Big Ben in Pittsburg…well, he never did anything half as bad as Tebow has he?

  God bless you Tebow! As a fellow believer I cheer you on. But as a Raider fan, I gotta boo you on Sundays. :)

• Jesse Jackson: ‘Jesus Was an Occupier’

  December 15, 2011 at 9:00pm

  Of course the original Christians were occupiers. Remember in Acts when Paul pooped on the Roman chariot? Or when John put that 4 year old on train tracks? Surely your local minister has done a sermon on the time that rock got turned into heroin and everyone overdosed? That was sarcasm…did you smell it?

  By the way, what church does the good Rev. Jackson preach at? Anyone have a clue?