CommentsDisplaying Rice Water's 10 most recent comments.

• Colo. Snowstorm Delays Delivery of 50,000 Packages Over Christmas

  December 25, 2011 at 6:03pm

  The govermint done stole mah chrissmas presents!!!

• Bill Maher Tweets ‘Jesus Just F**ked #TimTebow Bad!’ on…Christmas Eve

  December 25, 2011 at 5:51pm

  Right on Maher! If I have a problem with Maher these days, it‘s that he’s toning his bile down a notch.

• Alleged Occupy Protester Caught Pooping on Seattle Sidewalk

  November 16, 2011 at 9:26am

  In reply to Rice Water.

  Sigh. ATRAIN, yes, I would argue that facilities should be made available for ANY sort of protest/demonstration, regardless of ideology. Take the Teabaggers’ portapotties away…see what happens once the Fibercon kicks in.

  Yes Cofemale, they place rest stations at regular intervals, however, during the first few miles of a marathon, there are literally thousands of runners for every one porta-pottie. Do the math.

• Accused Penn St. Coach Gives His Account: ‘I’m Not Sexually Attracted to Young Boys’

  November 15, 2011 at 1:11pm

  So this is how horses “play”? Apparently, there‘s quite a bit I don’t know about horses.

• Former Marine Tosses Occupy Heckler From Congressman’s Swearing-in

  November 15, 2011 at 1:08pm

  Perspective, folks. If it was a politician tossing out a *********, would you still be fist-pumping?

• Alleged Occupy Protester Caught Pooping on Seattle Sidewalk

  November 15, 2011 at 1:04pm

  …or perhaps they were unable to obtain the proper permits from those evil government bureaucrats to get porta-potties in place, hmmm?

  (and, to put this into perspective, I’ve urinated publicly while running marathons, and nobody seemed to have a problem with it. This is suspiciously selective outrage).

• Stores Refuse Woman’s $32 In Quarters Then Apologize

  November 3, 2011 at 2:05am

  In reply to Rice Water.

  Please. Whenever a cashier isn’t busy with other customers, they close down their lane so they can attend to their other duties. And yes, it’s called the “Express” lane for a reason; I don’t mind saying that my time is much more valuable than that of someone counting out quarters, fumbling with their EBT folder, or smacking their screaming kids.

• Police Officers Union‘s ’U Raise ‘Em, We Cage ‘Em’ T-Shirt Angers Town

  November 3, 2011 at 1:26am

  If the kid were African-American, I would TOTALLY buy one (out of irony, of course).

• Stores Refuse Woman’s $32 In Quarters Then Apologize

  November 3, 2011 at 1:16am

  This is the woman I’m always stuck behind in the express lane. I’m sure she had her six screaming kids in tow.

• No booze for Perry at NH speech, says host

  November 3, 2011 at 1:12am

  Lyndon Johnson could drink this guy under the table.