CommentsDisplaying String Bean's 10 most recent comments.

• ‘If Frederick Got Two Beatings Per Day…’: Parents Outraged Over Slavery Questions in 3rd Grade Math Homework

  January 8, 2012 at 4:49am

  Its just your basic senior exam to see who is eligible to graduate from the Georgia School of Law and Sheetmetal Work. Nothing to be upset about.

• Asking For I.D. Before Voting Is ‘Racist’, But You Need A Govt. I.D. To Buy Drain Cleaner?

  January 7, 2012 at 10:29pm

  Looks like Hose A and his brother Hose B will have to get their Draino on the black market from now on.

• Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30, Arrested on Weapon & Drug Charges

  January 7, 2012 at 7:01pm

  His accomplice , Zippity-Doo-Dah, got away by running to the nearest SEIU union hall.

• After Thieves Rob Man of Valuable Coin Collection, Guess What They Did Next…

  January 7, 2012 at 12:18am

  Don’t get cremated when you die, Johnson, Sr. That dumbass son of yours, that you raised, and his friends will snort your ashes thinking its coke.

• High School Senior’s Provocative Photo Rejected From Yearbook

  January 6, 2012 at 10:36pm

  In reply to SHIPMONEY100TRILLION.

  Quite possibly Debbie does Durango by the times she’s 25.

• Meghan McCain on MSNBC: If Dad Endorsed ‘Moron’ Santorum ‘I’d Be, Like, Slitting My Wrists’

  January 5, 2012 at 8:48pm

  This woman is what’s most commonly referred as a “ditz.” She even gives blondes a bad name.

• Alan Colmes Called Out for ‘Cheap Shot’ Comments About How Santorum Dealt With Death of Baby

  January 3, 2012 at 3:23am

  In reply to String Bean.

  @Reddawn2012 Re: “Don’t they all?”

  No, I don’t believe they all do, actually. Don’t tack your crap onto my comment and expect me to agree with you, troll.

• Alan Colmes Called Out for ‘Cheap Shot’ Comments About How Santorum Dealt With Death of Baby

  January 3, 2012 at 1:32am

  Isn’t it ironic that Colmes, a Jew, has such a Nazi-like disdain for innocent life?

• Singer Cee Lo Green Changes ‘Imagine’ Lyrics to ‘All Religions True’ During NYE Performance, Draws Fury

  January 2, 2012 at 4:50am

  Yoko must have had some gooood stank, because he willingly walked in and let her take him over and ruin him.
  The ego-centric, evil biatch wouldn’t even let Cynthia and Sean attend his funeral.

• ‘He’s Superman’: Marine Survives Shooting By Plugging His Bullet Wounds With His Fingers

  December 28, 2011 at 8:10pm

  So, lets have a show of hands from those who were surprised at the mugs shots.

  Anybody?

  Nobody?

  Damn! Look at the cooling fins on them boys!