CommentsDisplaying The Vengislator's 10 most recent comments.

• Ed Schultz To Obama: Walk The Picket Line, Or You Don’t Deserve A Second Term

  February 25, 2011 at 5:12pm

  In reply to Beware of Romans.

  Alright, already!
  I’ll go…IF the ol’ ball-and-chain says I can.
  Know what I mean?
  *Wink*

• Ed Schultz To Obama: Walk The Picket Line, Or You Don’t Deserve A Second Term

  February 25, 2011 at 3:32pm

  In reply to agro21.

  Actually, their lines were busy. I’m speaking with Moammar.

• Flashback: Remember When Obama Promised to ‘Walk on That Picket Line’?

  February 25, 2011 at 3:20pm

  In reply to Gonzo.

  Surely you know I didn’t really mean that. It had to be said so that I seemed like one of you little people. Seriously, you guys though I meant that literally? You guys are funny.

• Big Obama Donor Turned Ambassador Quits Amid Harsh Criticism

  February 4, 2011 at 7:17pm

  In reply to spendthrift.

  Nothing to see here. Move along. Move along.

• Obama Encourages Egypt to ‘Refrain From Violence’

  January 28, 2011 at 8:58pm

  In reply to So.

  Nothing to see here. Move along. Move along.

• (Updated) Shocking Vid: Police Shoot Robber Using Human Shield

  January 28, 2011 at 2:45pm

  In reply to integrican.

  I’ve created a Task Force that will be charged with understanding what lead the victim, who was apparently trying to withdraw money from the bank, to be shot by the stupidly acting police. They will also try to determine why there was an uncivil white woman evading police and fleeing the scene.

• Obama White House Defends Anti-American State Dinner Music

  January 24, 2011 at 11:50pm

  What were you expecting? “Oh Beautiful for Spacious Skies”? Look, people, I hate America, and I’m going to insult her (and you) every chance I get. I’m just doing what I was hired to do. My ultimate goal is to have minarets constructed around the Capitol, and broadcast the Call to Prayer, aka, the prettiest sound on Earth, all across the city.

• Latest Biden Gaffe: VP Flubs Senate Swear-In

  December 1, 2010 at 8:45pm

  In reply to Cemoto78.

  Because of the way Roberts flubbed my swear-in,
  I’ve ordered the flubbing of all swear-ins henceforth.

• Smithsonian Christmastime Exhibit Features Ant-Covered Christ, Nudity, Gay Incest and Ellen Degeneres

  November 29, 2010 at 11:45pm

  In reply to hempstead1944.

  It is important that we show tolerance towards the very, very small portion of the population who find these exhibits desireable. However, should anyone get any funny ideas concerning the blaspheming of Islam, I’ll issue a fat…ahem…an executive order so fast it’ll make your Jesus swim in a glass of urine.

• Tammy Bruce: Obama Got Hit by ‘Big Elbow of Karma’

  November 29, 2010 at 12:08am

  In reply to RightPolitically.

  I‘ll give you one guess who I’m ordering audited first thing in the morning. And it ain’t Charlie Rangle.