In a hilarious rant about skinny jeans on Monday, conservative comedian Chad Prather expressed why he wanted to live in a world where men were not allowed to wear skinny jeans.

Through biting humor, Chad expressed his concern for why parents were not teaching their boys the truth about skinny jeans, which, according to Chad, were nothing more than "a long-form girdle that cuts blood flow to the brain."

"I want you to do better things with your life, like breathe," Chad joked.

He pointed out that America had become a country with an "obesity problem" and a "skinny jeans epidemic."

"Men are not petite. We eat. I'm a dad. I got the body that matches being a dad and I'm going to dress accordingly. ... See men are built for comfort, not speed," Chad said.

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