A six-day national children's festival ended today in North Korea. The final event was a speech by the country's relatively new and poorly styled Kim Jong Un.
Roughly 20,000 children attended the speech.
Kim told the children, who were dispatched to Pyongyang for the gathering by plane, train and bus from across the nation, that they were the future masters of “a most powerful country where every home will be full of laughter and everybody lives in harmony.”
Who wants to be the first to break it to the kids that that's probably not true?
And who talks like that?!