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The winner:
"Estrogen therapy is not for everyone. Side effects may include bloating, puffiness, tenderness in the breasts, pale skin, and a chronic goofy smile."-- RMAN3
Runners-up:
"I can be fitted for a straight jacket too?"-- IMPENITENT
“I don’t want anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself.”-- NIXOBAMA
"ObamaCare doesn’t cover stitches, staples, or wires, so I’m holding my heart surgery incision and ribs together with my hands, until they heal."-- LEADNOTFOLLOW
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