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The winner:
"I can bring back Grimace."-- IMPENITENT
Runners up:
"Uh, no, it is true the President wants me to bring lunch…"-- UNALIEN
“I would like one Big Mac and a job application, to go.”-- LEADNOTFOLLOW
“I was just seeing if you guys are hiring?”-- KICKINBACK
"Let’s see…a Big Mac meal with a large coke for me, a McRib meal and large coke for Michelle and an order of henpecked nuggets and a small water for Barack."-- FORMYKIDSVA
"Could you direct me to the Oval Office, please?"-- GRAYLING646
“Hi, I was here a few minutes ago and only got 47 perecent of my burger.”-- ABYRD
"Obama may have a White House, but I’ve got a White Castle."-- ANOPINION
“Can you break a $100?”-- SNORKIE
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