An officer reportedly pulled over a woman in North Ridgeville, Ohio, on Saturday and immediately suspected her of driving under the influence of alcohol. The cop first pulled the woman over because she was apparently driving without a tire and the bare rim was “leaving gouge marks in the roadway.”
He only had to ask the 24-year-old woman one simple question to strengthen his hunch: How much have you had to drink?
Rather than lie, she reportedly responded, “Gobble, gobble turkey.”
The woman was arrested on drunk driving and unsafe vehicle vehicle charges, the Smoking Gun reported.
“The vehicle was towed from the scene. The driver was transported to NRPD, processed, and released to a sober ride with a mandatory court date in EMC,” the police report states.
Read the police report obtained by the Smoking Gun below: