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"We don't have time for this kind of silliness," President Obama exclaimed this morning. Forget the birth certificate "distraction" and focus on what's really important!

Let's address the budget deficit. Let's discuss the three wars we're fighting. Let's... fly to Chicago to tape an episode of Oprah and then jet to New York for three DNC political fundraising events today!

Phew! Glad we're all focusing on the important things now...

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