The best D.C. intern advice from a Post reader

An article in the Washington Post's local news section today asks readers to submit tips on Metro system etiquette for interns coming into the city for the summer.

For your enjoyment, here's the best -- and by "best" I do mean "worst" -- advice ever, submitted in the story's comments section.

"If you're at a bar, and a skeevy contractor who's clearly too old for you starts chatting, smile and flirtatiously give him your number. After he heads out, if your friends bring him up, say that, while you can't put your finger on why, you just think that he's really cute.

"When he calls two days later, say that you're not busy and accept his offer of coffee."

I've reached out to Bill Clinton for comment and will update if and when he gets back to me.

[Washington Post]