NBC
© 2024 Blaze Media LLC. All rights reserved.
NBC
Turns out the U.S. isn't the only nation struggling with same-sex marriage right now. North Korean leader "Kim Jong Un" announced on "Saturday Night Live" that he's lifting the gay marriage ban in his country -- because his (executed) nephew was gay.
"After much thoughtful consideration and soul-searching, I have decided once and for all to lift our nation's ban on same-sex marriage," Bobby Moynihan as Kim said. "My thinking on this issue has evolved. Mostly because of the experiences of a nephew that happens to be gay. Watching him suffer unhappiness because of this policy has affected me deeply."
The nephew was executed, Kim said, "but not because he was gay" -- rather, it was because of the weekly book group he had been hosting at his apartment.
Kim insisted he has "no personal stake" in the issue whatsoever, because he's "as heterosexual as a person can be." In fact, he's had sexual relations with "some 17-and-a-half-million" women.
Going on to detail his super-sexual prowess, Kim challenged, "if you don't believe me, just ask any of the women. Then if you still don't believe me, you will be sent to a labor camp."
In other news, Kim's NCAA tournament bracket remains perfectly intact, thanks to some helpful advice from his basketball friend Dennis Rodman -- the real one -- who stopped by as well.
Watch below, via NBC:
Want to leave a tip?
We answer to you. Help keep our content free of advertisers and big tech censorship by leaving a tip today.
Want to join the conversation?
Already a subscriber?
more stories
Sign up for the Blaze newsletter
By signing up, you agree to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Use, and agree to receive content that may sometimes include advertisements. You may opt out at any time.
© 2024 Blaze Media LLC. All rights reserved.
Get the stories that matter most delivered directly to your inbox.
By signing up, you agree to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Use, and agree to receive content that may sometimes include advertisements. You may opt out at any time.