Oh the patriarchy!
Hot off the heels of the Women’s March on DC, TheBlaze’s Doc Thompson is once again putting the feminist gathering back in the silly light with a new hashtag that managed to hit number two in trending in the United States.
You’ll recall that not long ago, Thompson hilariously stated up the hashtag #RenameMillionWomenMarch which trended and received a number of superb names that described the march far more accurately. Now, the new hashtag focuses on the aftermath of the march.
Can you help me some#WomensMarchStatistics???
— Doc Thompson (@DocThompsonShow) January 23, 2017
So what did the Women’s March accomplish? What kind of numbers are we seeing coming out of the gathering? Twitter weighed in.
70% with daddy issues and 32 cats
30% who need you to fund them getting banged like a screen door during a tornado#WomensMarchStatistics
— Leah the Boss (@LeahRBoss) January 23, 2017
#WomensMarchStatistics things changed: 0
— Angela Morabito (@Bear2theRight) January 23, 2017
Marker sales $775,000
Poster board sales $1.1 million
Lives changed? ZERO
Time wasted? 4 million hours.
— WES (@Wes_St_Clair) January 23, 2017
— Mr.D TheBonfireMedia (@LordotDragons) January 23, 2017
84% need a bath
77% owner of multiple cats
64% not working
— Ripcord (@MadDogDelta) January 23, 2017
The protest was mocked roundly by many different groups both in and off the #WomensMarchStatistics hashtag, and for solid reasons. Pop-star Madonna used the march as an opportunity to express herself hey-hey-hey-hey politically, and say she’s thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House now that Trump is in it. Furthermore, the march was consistently touted as a highly inclusive event, but pro-life groups were not only booted from the march, but pro-life women were spit upon by slacktivists.