I know Star-Lord helped beat some pretty bad dudes as the god-spawn/leader of the Guardians of the Galaxy, but he's got nothing on the man who plays him. It appears that Chris Pratt is truly the hero we need, if not the hero we deserve.
What we deserve is CNN, under the banner of “Happy Father's Day!”, telling us that a woman who gives birth and breastfeeds her baby should suddenly be called a dad.
Or a Democratic congressional candidate saying she felt the same way after President Trump's election victory as she did after the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks.
Or the fact that Congress has been forced to act to stop the importation of child sex robots.
We deserve all of that, because we have fallen so very far from God.
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