Warning labels are everywhere.

Obviously, these lawyer-inspired disclaimers and suggestions are there to prevent you from injuring yourself while protecting companies from frivolous lawsuits, but they also provide comedy.  The folks at Woman's Day have collected a few of their favorites.

Kid-sized Superman costume does not have super powers.

From a package of Black Cat firecrackers do not belong in your mouth. Ever.

And my personal favorite - the rooftop TV antenna that carried a very specific installation warning.

'... if drunk, pregnant, or both.'  Classic.

H/T to Woman's Day.com, and if you want to see the rest of their choices for wacky warnings, click HERE.