Warning labels are everywhere.
Obviously, these lawyer-inspired disclaimers and suggestions are there to prevent you from injuring yourself while protecting companies from frivolous lawsuits, but they also provide comedy. The folks at Woman's Day have collected a few of their favorites.
Kid-sized Superman costume does not have super powers.
From a package of Black Cat firecrackers do not belong in your mouth. Ever.
And my personal favorite - the rooftop TV antenna that carried a very specific installation warning.
'... if drunk, pregnant, or both.' Classic.
H/T to Woman's Day.com, and if you want to see the rest of their choices for wacky warnings, click HERE.