Argument Over Missing Jewelry Ends With Hurled Bible to the Face

A Florida woman has been charged with battery causing bodily harm after attacking her son's girlfriend. The Fort Walton Beach woman's weapon of choice? According to The Northwest Florida Daily News the most holy of all books, the Bible:

"The younger woman told deputies she had been arguing with her boyfriend's mother when the woman 'picked up a Bible and threw it at her.' She said the Bible struck her in the right eye, which was swollen and bleeding when deputies arrived, the report said."

The son told deputies he saw his mother hurl the Bible from 10 to 15 feet away during an argument over missing jewelry. The mother told deputies that the hurl was an accident, but still wanted her son's girlfriend "out of the house because she was a thief."

(H/T: Gawker)