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Saturday Night Live used the recent controversy over Texas Gov. Rick Perry's executive order mandating HPV vaccinations to introduce Lil Poundcake...the vaccine-administering doll for girls.
She looks so cool with her clothing and cell phone, but just wait for her syringes to extend and shoot you up when you least expect it! You could be playing outside, having a tea party or even fast asleep. With Lil Poundcake, you'll never have to worry about HPV again -- just remember to dispose of her in a medical waste container at your local hospital when you're done playing.
"Lil Poundcake...the only thing you're going to get infected with -- is fun!"
Creeped out yet? Watch the video below, via NBC:
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