DONALD TRUMP IS WORKING ON A BOOK!!!!!!!
Sorry, if I really wanted to say that in a way that would do Trump proud, I would have increased the font to 32pts, dipped the letters in brass and had them play a foghorn sound when you hovered over them with the cursor. Unfortunately, we don't have those capabilities here.
With all the gusto of a carnival hawker on steroids (and the hair of Augustus Gloop), Trump tells us in a video blog about this new book he's "doing" titled "Time to Get Tough" (Regnery). In the vlog, uploaded to YouTube on Tuesday, he says his experience at this past year's White House Correspondents' Dinner was "a good time."
He says reports that he "hated it" and "was humiliated" by the roast he got from President Obama at the WHCD were "lies."
Really? Because this is what Trump looked like at the time:
That's an expression anyone could confuse for hate and/or humiliation. Though mostly hate, probably.
Of Obama's routine at the event, Trump says, "He was fine. He was respectful. He was cute."
Watch the video (at half volume):
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