Speaker John Boehner reminds Michele Bachmann of Dean Martin.
Rush Limbaugh on NASCAR audience booing Michelle Obama and Jill Biden: "What is there to cheer for when Ms. Obama and Ms. Biden show up?”
Mitt Romney's Mormon guilt: "I tasted a beer and tried a cigarette once, as a wayward teenager, and never did it again."
Sixty percent of Americans don't know what the hell "Occupy Wall Street" is. I'm one of the 60 percent.
Who's your daddy: Newt Gingrich says "most people" see him as the best to debate President Obama.