We asked you yesterday to caption that photo:

The winner:

"And this is grass. You can bake it, steam it, boil it, stew it, fricassee it, BBQ it..." --MATEYTWO BARREETT

Runners-up:

"Michelle: What did I tell you about eating cookies containing possible residual trans fats?

Girl: …

Michelle: Open up…” --PETER YOHANSEN

“What you do not smell is called Iocane powder. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man.” --LT-USPHS

"Invisible sugar cookie." --THARPDEVENPORT