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"And this is grass. You can bake it, steam it, boil it, stew it, fricassee it, BBQ it..." --MATEYTWO BARREETT
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"Michelle: What did I tell you about eating cookies containing possible residual trans fats?
Girl: …
Michelle: Open up…” --PETER YOHANSEN
“What you do not smell is called Iocane powder. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man.” --LT-USPHS
"Invisible sugar cookie." --THARPDEVENPORT
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