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White iPad and other sightings at D.C. 'May Day

White iPad and other sightings at D.C. 'May Day

Some of the Occupy D.C. crowd gathered at Malcolm X park in Washington on Tuesday for a "general protest" (their words, not mine) of inequality in America.

Based on my experience here is a comprehensive list of things you can do to fight inequality of all stripes:

Paint your body midnight blue.

 

Wear a novelty patchwork coat and windbreaker pants in 85F weather, then sit on a bench.

 

Dye the front patch of your hair pink, then sit on a bench.

 

Buy and enjoy iPad created by a company that's currently sitting on $110 billion, then sit on the ground.

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