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The winner:
"Line… Line?…. LINE?!"-- LOLTHEBLAZE
Runners-up:
"At least tell me your walls are thicker than Joe Biden’s."-- CAITLYNSDAD
"Am I gonna to have to move over if someone knocks on your front door?"-- BALROG28
"Oh, her? She’s just my little Gollum. Don‘t mind her and she won’t mind you."-- KANKOKAGE
"For a donation of just three dollars I’ll play a round of quarters with you."-- FORMYKIDSVA
"2008 – Filling stadiums. 2012 – Filling dining rooms."-- RMAN3
"If I am elected president I will make sure you get a bigger dining room!"-- NOAH_FING-WHEY
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