Watch out, Anderson Cooper. Seth Meyers will fight you.
Saturday marked the final show for departing "SNL" cast member Bill Hader, and with it the end of his beloved fictional city correspondent Stefon. His goodbye had everything: Smurfs, human traffic cones, Alf...
Some background for the uninitiated: the flamboyant Stefon popped up from time to time on the show's "Weekend Update" segment to offer his take on "New York's hottest club" -- always describing lavish, ultra-bizarre scenes that caused Hader to break character and crack up.
And Stefon, perpetually in love with "Weekend Update" host Meyers, always had his advances rebuffed -- until Saturday. But by then, Meyers had to race to beat the clock -- and Cooper -- to make everything right.
Watch the sketch below, via NBC: