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"Please do not kill."
Their time on a major college campus apparently hasn't made "two lovely ladies" any more impressive on the gray-matter scale.
An intrepid writer for Flagpole in Athens, Georgia — home of the University of Georgia Bulldogs — was taking a break from studying for final exams a few days back and perusing the "skilled trades/artisan jobs" on Craigslist.
That's when he spotted an ad you just don't see every day:
Specifically, the ad was soliciting "someone to run my friend and I over with their car. We do not want to die, we just want to be injured enough to get out of taking our finals here at UGA."
And then this nifty reemphasis: "Please do not kill."
One might say running over two people with a car in such a way that the victims manage to escape death is indeed a skilled trade.
Or if you don't quantify on those lines, it seems these crazy kids at least would fork over some serious cash for such a daring feat.
But, alas, sin dinero:
A heads up to UGA profs: maybe be on the lookout for any extra-wild medical excuses this month...
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Dave Urbanski is a senior editor for Blaze News.