Are you as big as TheBlaze's Jeffy Fisher? Lose weight FAST in the socialist paradise of Venezuela!
You'll never have to worry about losing your cool in the junk food aisle, because Venezuela doesn't have junk food. Heck, they don't even have food!
Need some cardio? Walk for miles and miles just to obtain the most basic of needs, which you'll think twice about eating because there's almost no toilet paper!
And don't worry about leaving before you've lost all the weight. You won't be allowed to leave.