Are Doctors Happy, Happy, Happy About Obamacare?

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Once upon a time, a totally non-scientific poll was leaked to the press. Doctors from various specialties (at least those who had not yet announced early retirement) shared their privately-held opinions about Obamacare. They agreed to come forward with comments only after being guaranteed placement in the Physicians Protection Program.

Allergists want to scratch, scratch, scratch it out of existence, but dermatologists advise against making any rash moves.

Ear, Nose, and Throat specialists are tired of hearing about it, vow to hold their noses, and refuse to swallow any more lies.

Radiologists see right through it and recognize Obamacare for what it is: a stealth program to seize control of, unionize, and mismanage one-sixth of America’s economy.

Gastroenterologists have declared that Senate democrats are “gutless wonders.”

Podiatrists know it’s a giant step toward single-payer, socialized medicine.

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Medical examiners (and morticians) are sorry it will become Dead-On-Arrival because the program would have created millions more “shovel-ready” jobs.

Plastic Surgeons want to give it a butt tuck.

Urologists are pissed off even though it will give them a steady stream of new patients.

Planned Parenthood physicians hope, hope, hope it won’t be aborted.

Orthopedic surgeons would like to perform spinal transplants on the democrats who voted for it.

Gerontologists hope it will die on the vine.

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Pediatricians hand out lollipops and tell their patients to grow up and accept it.

Obstetricians think low-information voters labor under the misconception that it will increase the quality of health care.

Surgeons want to sharpen their scalpels and gut the law.

Pharmacists believe it’s a bitter pill to swallow.

Cardiologists don’t miss a beat when they declare it to be heartless.

Ophthalmologists think politicians should ditch their rose-colored glasses.

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Psychiatrists declare that Obama suffers from the Pinocchio Syndrome, an out-of-control-inner-dictator (Mussolini complex), and overblown delusions of God-like grandeur.

Proctologists declare that we never should have allowed the a**holes in Washington to destroy America’s health care industry in the first place.

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